Memorable Quotes from Devon Sawa
11 quotesA Bold Comparison to Jesus
Sean
You know what Bob? You ARE Jesus.
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Fear of Change and Inability to Swim
Sean
If I get off this chair, I'll drown—you wanna know why, Bob? Because I can't swim...
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Team Spirit Amidst Adversity
Rudy Zolteck
Great, now they have Spike.
Jake "Berminator" Berman
And we got nothing.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
We got us.
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon
Yeah! We stink!
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
Cause you can't catch, Hot Hands.
Rudy Zolteck
At least he can walk, Crush Jerk.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
Hey Zolteck, have another Pop Tart!
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon
Yeah, fart boy, or can't you open your big mouth wide enough?!?
Danny O'Shea
Okay, guys, that's enough.
Junior Floyd
Yeah, Coach's right. Break it up.
Rudy Zolteck
Oh, shut up, Junior! You're so good, it makes us sick!
Junior Floyd
Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm outta here.
[Pause; Leaves]
Becky
Nice work! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
Marcus, the kicker
Hey, if it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop drooling and played a little more football!
Little Giants
Yeah!
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
Why can't we all just play together?
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon
Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit!
Rudy Zolteck
Yeah, quit bawling you big baby!
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
I can cry if I want! It's a free country! I can even do this!
[kicks Rudy's leg]
Rudy Zolteck
Ow! Ow!
Marcus, the kicker
Nice kick.
[Impressed]
Danny O'Shea
Guys, practice isn't over yet.
Little Giants
Who cares?
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A Conversation About Near-Death Experiences
Anton
Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick
Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks voices, and that music...
Anton
Music?
Pnub
Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton
So what happened?
Mick
We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!
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Confrontation Between Anton and The Hand
Anton
Fucking little hand I got you now.
[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]
The Hand
I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! EAT THIS BITCH!!!
[Anton and the hand fight; Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.; Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]
Anton
Who's you daddy now Bitch?
The Hand
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!
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Fear of Rejection and Hiding Away
Danny O'Shea
You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off it.
[When the Little Giants, losing at the half, want to be put on the injured list]
Timmy "Rawhide" Moore
Why?
Danny O'Shea
Because I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.
Marcus "The Toe
That's where we belong. Under the bleachers.
Danny O'Shea
No, you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck
Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!
Danny O'Shea
That's not true. I did beat him once.
Jake "Berminator" Berman
When?
Danny O'Shea
When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time - one time - I beat him.
Jake "Berminator" Berman:
You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
Danny O'Shea
Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
Johnny "Viper" Vennaro
Big deal. One time.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.
Marcus "The Toe
Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!
Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck
Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
You beat Matt and Brad in the turd toss?
Jake "Berminator" Berman
You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.
Marcus "The Toe
So what? It still doesn't make us good football players.
Danny O'Shea
Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you can pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves...
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson
One time.
Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck
One time.
Junior Floyd
Yeah...one time!
[Smiles]
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The Unseen Signs of Mortality
Alex Browning
The mortician said that Death has a design. Okay. I'm talking about omens. How do we know that just by sitting here, by sipping this coffee, or breathing the air, or even crossing the intersection, that we haven't started in motion the events that will some day lead to our death—forty years from now, ten years from now, tomorrow? We don't. Unless we open ourselves up to the signs it's willing to show us.
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Identity and Self-Perception in SLC Punk
Sean
You're not Jesus! You're Bob!
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A Call for Help Between Friends
Anton
Mick?
[hears moaning coming from Mick's grave]
Mick
Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton
Mick?
[kneels and leans over Mick's grave]
Mick
Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton
You're dead!
Mick
No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton
You think?
Mick
I know fucker, now dig me up!
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Strange Reflections on Loss and Transformation
Sean
Satan is in the house, he killed my mom and turned her into a bull.
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