Memorable Quotes from Dexter Fletcher
5 quotesThe Dark Side of the Business
Jimmy Price
You know why people like you can't leave this business? Because you make too much money for people like me.
Cody
Black! You can't have black. Black's the color for a hearse or a taxi.
Shanks
Now, his party piece, right... is lopping people's heads off, then fetching em back to his boss.
Gene
If you have to kill a person, never ever tell a living soul.
Dragan
Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
Duke
Oh, you give a fuckin aspirin a headache, pal!
Tammy
I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. Oooh it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What's a poor girl to do?
Crazy Larry
Fucking females is for poofs!
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Love's folly expressed through humor
Soap
Cupid, stupid!
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Order of Operations in Crisis Situations
The Kid
Sarge! There's a storeroom to the south. It's got, like, 20 people holed up inside of it. We gotta do something.
Sarge
Your orders were to clear that sector. Is it cleared?
The Kid
No, I told them to stay put. They're okay, just scared shitless.
Sarge
We kill em all. Let God sort em out.
The Kid
This is wrong! I don't think-
[''Uncertain'']
Sarge
Son! You don't think! That's an order. We're in the field, soldier.
John "Reaper" Grimm
Sarge, if nothing's found them...
Sarge
You will obey the order of your commanding officer.
The Kid
No.
[''Hesitates, then answers firmly'']
Sarge
Now.
The Kid
Go to Hell.
[''He rushes to The Kid, but the rookie Marine dies moments later.'']
Gregory "Duke" Schofield
Holy shit!
Sarge
Mutinous insurrection... is punishable, by death.
John "Reaper" Grimm
It was his first mission!
Sarge
And it's not gonna be my last! I need soldiers! I don't need anybody else, but soldiers!
Pinky
Drop the weapons! I have no intention of being killed by a madman! Drop the weapons!
[''Nervously, aiming a pistol'']
Pinky
What? Aw, there's something behind me, isn't there-
[''Pauses'']
Sarge
On me!
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Personal Boundaries in Shared Meals
Soap
Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
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Critique of Humor and Appearance
Soap
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not!
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