Layer Cake - The Dark Side of the Business
Jimmy Price:
You know why people like you can't leave this business? Because you make too much money for people like me.
Cody:
Black! You can't have black. Black's the color for a hearse or a taxi.
Shanks:
Now, his party piece, right... is lopping people's heads off, then fetching em back to his boss.
Gene:
If you have to kill a person, never ever tell a living soul.
Dragan:
Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
Duke:
Oh, you give a fuckin aspirin a headache, pal!
Tammy:
I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. Oooh it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What's a poor girl to do?
Crazy Larry:
Fucking females is for poofs!
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Doom - Order of Operations in Crisis Situations
The Kid:
Sarge! There's a storeroom to the south. It's got, like, 20 people holed up inside of it. We gotta do something.
Sarge:
Your orders were to clear that sector. Is it cleared?
The Kid:
No, I told them to stay put. They're okay, just scared shitless.
Sarge:
We kill em all. Let God sort em out.
The Kid: [''Uncertain'']
This is wrong! I don't think-
Sarge:
Son! You don't think! That's an order. We're in the field, soldier.
John "Reaper" Grimm:
Sarge, if nothing's found them...
Sarge:
You will obey the order of your commanding officer.
The Kid: [''Hesitates, then answers firmly'']
No.
Sarge:
Now.
The Kid:
Go to Hell.
John "Reaper" Grimm: [''He rushes to The Kid, but the rookie Marine dies moments later.'']
No!
Gregory "Duke" Schofield:
Holy shit!
Sarge:
Mutinous insurrection... is punishable, by death.
John "Reaper" Grimm:
It was his first mission!
Sarge:
And it's not gonna be my last! I need soldiers! I don't need anybody else, but soldiers!
Pinky: [''Nervously, aiming a pistol'']
Drop the weapons! I have no intention of being killed by a madman! Drop the weapons!
Pinky: [''Pauses'']
What? Aw, there's something behind me, isn't there-
Sarge:
On me!
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Love's folly expressed through humor
Soap:
Cupid, stupid!
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Critique of Humor and Appearance
Soap:
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not!
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Personal Boundaries in Shared Meals
Soap:
Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
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