Memorable Quotes from Diane Ladd
6 quotesConfusion and Canines in Conversation
Marietta Fortune
Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo hunting? What the fuck does that mean? Buffalo hunting!
Cousin Dell
I'm making my lunch!
OO Spool
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from ]. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!
[[The Wizard of Oz]
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An Unusual Proposition from Marietta Fortune
Marietta Fortune
Oh Sailor boy, sailor boy-eee! How would you like to fuck Lula's momma? Cause Lula's momma would like to fuck you.
[stumbling into men's room with a martini]
Sailor
Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't.
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A Complex Relationship with Humor and Frustration
Flo
I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me.
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A Bold Statement on Affection
Flo
You kiss me where the sun don't shine.
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A Chance Encounter in Chinatown
Gittes
Hello, Miss Sessions. I don't believe we've had the pleasure.
[on the phone]
Ida Sessions
Oh, yes we have. Are you alone?
Gittes
Isn't everybody?
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Communication Breakdown After a Traumatic Event
Flo
My old man, he ain't talked to me since the day ] got shot.
[[John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]
Alice
Why? Did he think you had something to do with it?
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