Dick MillerQuotes

Alice: [Disrobing completely off camera] You could use a little more heat around this place!

Walter Paisley: [Busy work at a mound of clay) It's bad for the clay...you'll get used to it!

Alice: [Unimpressed with Walter and his new-found fame as a sculptor] Oh, let's change the subject. I'm sick of hearing about sculptors. Nobody knows how to do that anymore, much less the busboy from The Yellow Door.

Walter Paisley: [Offended] Who do you think you're talkin about?

Alice: Don't shout at me!

Walter Paisley: I don't like you...

Alice: [Mocking laughter] Nobody asked your opinion, Walter! You're just a simple farm boy, and the rest of us are sophisticated beatniks.

Maxwell H. Brock: I will not wish you good luck.

Walter Paisley: Why not?

Maxwell H. Brock: It would imply you could not succeed on your own.

Maxwell H. Brock: To be uncreative you might as well be in your grave... or in the Army.

Walter Paisley: They tried to draft me once. I couldn't pass the test.

Buck Gardner: [on the phone] No, Bob. It's completely false. There's not a word of truth to it, believe me.

Whitney: Sir?

Buck Gardner: I'm on the phone!

Whitney: [whispers] Piranhas.

Buck Gardner: Don't even say that word!

Whitney: But the piranhas...

Buck Gardner: What about the goddamn piranhas?

Whitney: They're eating the guests, sir.

Buck Gardner: Uh...Bob, I'm gonna have to get back to you on this. We've got a... a situation down here.

Chinese Boy: Keep him out of the light. He hates bright light. Especially sunlight - it'll kill him. And keep him away from water. Don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never feed him after midnight.

Stripe: (repeated line) Gizmo CaCa!

Lynn Peltzer: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!

Murray Futterman: Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya, we should've got a Zenith!

Rockin Ricky Rialto: [as Pete tries to tell him about the Gremlins; [w:The War of the Worlds (1938 radio drama)|Orson Welles crap; crashing is heard; a Gremlin is heard cackling; screams] Kid, this is Christmas, not Halloween! Listen, gang. Rockin Ricky's getting fed up with all this ], so cool it, will ya?! What's that? Kitty, what's that, I said? Some of Rockin Ricky's fans? Hey, you're not a Rockin Ricky fan!

Rocking Ricky Rialto: Hey, gang, It's been a rough night for Rockin Ricky, but he's still on the air!

D.J. Drake: [indicating Daffy in hand] Miss Houghton!

Camera crew: Get out of the way! Watch out!

Bugs Bunny: [[w:Finding Nemo|found Nemo] Well, what do you know? I've ].

Daffy: [to DJ, about Kate] I think she likes you.

D.J. Drake: Oops!

Security Guard: [to D.J.] Your father would be so ashamed of you.

D.J. Drake: But I was... it was...

Burson Fouch: I remember in one flower shop there was a whole wall covered with poison ivy, and people came from miles around to look at that wall — and they stayed to buy.

Gravis Mushnick: And the owner got rich?

Burson Fouch: No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.

Siddie Shiva: Oh! That was my cousin Harry!

Gravis Mushnick: I'll wrap them for you.

Burson Fouch: No, that's all right. I'll eat em here.

Burson Fouch: My name is Burson Fouch.

Gravis Mushnick: Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnick.

Burson Fouch: Oh, that's a good one.

Stefan: How do you know what harm he plans? Do you want him wandering around the castle? Do you want him down in the crypt?

Baron Von Leppe: Enough. The crypt is no concern of yours.

Stefan: What do you want here?

Andre: You seem to have things strangely confused in your mind. You're the servant, not I. I'll ask the questions.

Stefan: Lieutenant, please, don't involve yourself in these dead matters. There is nothing here but an old man and his decaying memories. I beg of you leave him in peace!

Stefan: So, must you intrude on the dead as well as the living?