Memorable Quotes from DJ Qualls
3 quotesUnexpected Revelations During a Road Trip
Kyle
Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know.
E.L.
No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us?
E.L.
What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?
Kyle
What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! I boinked her!
[puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust]
E.L.
... "boinked"?
Josh
Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.
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Planning an Infiltration Strategy
Andrew
So, what's the plan? Through the front?
Matt Arnold
Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny." No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.
[sarcastically]
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Tension in Miami: A Humorous Exchange
Matt
Here we go...
Andrew
I'll witness from here, in case her dad shoots us.
Matt
With what, the remote control?
Andrew
This is Miami, he has a gun.
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