Big Trouble - Tension in Miami: A Humorous Exchange
Matt:
Here we go...
Andrew:
I'll witness from here, in case her dad shoots us.
Matt:
With what, the remote control?
Andrew:
This is Miami, he has a gun.
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Big Trouble - Planning an Infiltration Strategy
Andrew:
So, what's the plan? Through the front?
Matt Arnold: [sarcastically]
Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny." No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.
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Road Trip - Unexpected Revelations During a Road Trip
Kyle:
Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know.
E.L.:
No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us?
E.L.:
What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?
Kyle: [puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust]
What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! I boinked her!
E.L.:
... "boinked"?
Josh:
Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.
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