Dom DeLuise Quotes

Baby Geniuses

Rushing to an Important Appointment

Robin We're late!

Lenny Uh-oh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!

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What's So Bad About Feeling Good?

Concerns About Temporary Happiness and Health

Liz You're worried.

Pete It's a wonderful ]. Can't last ].

[[dream; [forever]

Dr. Shapiro It's too early for the chemotherapy to take affect.

Pete The virus is bound to wear off sometime.

Liz Of course it will, darling. But it's been more than a dream. It's been a new ] for us. And no matter what happens we've got to remember that and cling to it.

[[life]

J. Gardner Monroe What did you put in that spray? Saccharine?

[sarcastically]

Liz ] that if the ] came out only once in a thousand years men would look at them differently.

[[Ralph Waldo Emerson#Nature .281836.29|Someone once said; [stars]

J. Gardner Monroe Are you sure this the right channel? It sounds like a soap opera to me.

Liz We've been warmed by the glow of ] and ], touched by ] and ]. We've felt ] and ]. We've finally seen the ] of the stars.

[[kindness; [laughter; [goodness; [humanity; [compassion; [love; [glory]

J. Gardner Monroe And love is what makes the world go round. Roses are red, violets are blue. If my wife talked to me like that, I'd smack her in the mouth.

[derisively]

Dr. Witter It's sentimental, yes, but that's ]. Unfortunately most people repress tenderness, suffocate it with ] and …

[[healthy; [cynicism]

J. Gardner Monroe Let me tell you something. Our glorious and dynamic country did not get that way by the glow of kindness and ], no sir, it was built by ], the ] of the fittest. During the gold rush men beat each others ] out with pickaxes, and because of that, the great state of ] was born. What is wrong with you?

[[laughter; [competition; [survival; [brains; [California; notices Murgatroyd]

Murgatroyd Oh, oh. I was just trying to see, It's getting interesting. If they had a series like this on TV, wow.

[the rest of the room watches the monitor]

J. Gardner Monroe Shapiro, I thought you said that stuff was going to make him mean and irritable.

Dr. Shapiro Well, a situation such as this, spray or no spray, you can hardly expect him to kick her out of bed.

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Baby Geniuses

Lenny's Playful Umbrella Song

Lenny (singing) One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.

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What's So Bad About Feeling Good?

The Impact of Divisive Ideas

J. Gardner Monroe Do you realize what would happen if this got to ]? ] agreeing with ] and vice versa. This ] could destroy our two party ]. The very foundation of our great ]. This bird…

[[Washington, D.C.|Washington; [Republicans; [Democrats; [bird; [system; [democracy]

Conrad Could be the salvation of ]. This bird has given us what the ] needs more than anything else: ].

[[America; [world; [Hope]

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What's So Bad About Feeling Good?

Behavioral Influence in Social Interactions

Dr. Witter I believe no more than 50% are infected. The rest are just being swept along.

J. Gardner Monroe Well if they haven't got it, then why aren't they acting like normal cynical people?

Dr. Witter People who have it aren't spreading a virus so much as a manner of behavior. They ] the ] is not beyond ]. They're ], considerate, polite, friendly — and the others are responding in kind.

[[believe; [world; [redemption; [happy]

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The Muppet Movie

Lost Direction and Unexpected Advice

Bernie the Agent HELP! HELLO! THIS IS A SERIOUS CALL FOR HELP!

[rowing his boat]

Kermit the Frog Uh, Yeah?

Bernie the Agent SOMEONE? HELP! Oh, You, you with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction!

[rowing up to Kermit]

Kermit the Frog Have you tried Hare Krishna?

Bernie the Agent No. No, I mean, I'm really lost.

[chuckles]

Kermit the Frog Uh, one second. Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.

[snaps at fly]

Bernie the Agent Oh, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but, I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane.

Kermit the Frog With that tongue? No way! But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.

Bernie the Agent Thank you.

Kermit the Frog Just watch out for the alligators.

Bernie the Agent I will. Alligators?!

[widens]

Kermit the Frog That's right.

Bernie the Agent Did you say "alligators"?

Kermit the Frog Read my lips "Al-li-ga-tors".

Bernie the Agent It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from. See, I'm an agent. I winged in from Hollywood.

Kermit the Frog Hollywood?

Bernie the Agent That's right.

Kermit the Frog Did you say "Hollywood"?

Bernie the Agent Read my lips, Hol-ly-wood. You know, Hollywood. The dream factory, the magic store. Hey, don't you ever go to the movies?

[singing]

Kermit the Frog Oh, sure, there's a double feature in town every Saturday.

Bernie the Agent Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's an ad in here that you should be very interested in. Feast your eyes on that.

[naps his finger; grabs the newspaper ad to Kermit to read]

Kermit the Frog Uh, "World Wide Studios announces open auditions for frogs wishing to become rich and famous?" Well, thanks, anyway, but I'm really pretty happy where I am.

Bernie the Agent Oh, oh, if I were you, I would give this audition very careful consideration. You've got talent, kid--singin', tellin jokes, I mean, if you get your tongue fixed, who knows? You could make millions of people happy.

Kermit the Frog Millions of people happy...

[wonders]

Bernie the Agent Millions! Hey, if you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up, Bernie the Agent.

Kermit the Frog Hey, listen, Bernie the agent, why don't you say hello to Arnie the alligator?

Bernie the Agent What?!

[rows away in a panic, yelling as the alligator pursues him]

Kermit the Frog Arnie! Arnie, wait a minute. Careful, Arnie.

Bernie the Agent STAY! STAY!

Kermit the Frog Arnie, that's okay, leave him alone! He's from Hollywood!

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Smokey and the Bandit II

Mysterious Incident Involves Elephants and Confusion

Bandit Who did it?

[finding out Charlotte's pregnant]

Cledus Snow Don't look at me.

Doc Probably another elephant.

Bandit I know that, when did it happen?

Doc Long time ago.

Smokey and the Bandit II

A Warning About an Unusual Stork

Cledus Snow Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.

Doc For what?

Cledus Snow For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!

[laughing]

Fail Safe

Military Protocol on Missile Capabilities

Gen. Bogan Sergeant Collins! On the double!

Gen. Bogan You're backup man on fire control, aren't you?

TSgt. Collins Yes sir.

Gen. Bogan Do our Vindicator missiles have both infrared and radar-seeking capacity?

TSgt. Collins Yes sir.

[tentatively]

Gen. Bogan Loud and clear! They've got to know we're on the level!

[grabbing Collins forcefully toward the radio mike]

TSgt. Collins It has both capacities, sir!

[fearfully]

Marshall Nevsky Can the radar-seeking mechanism be overloaded by increasing the strength of the signal?

[Over the radio]

Gen. Bogan Tell him!

TSgt. Collins Yes, sir. It can be overloaded, by increasing the power output and sliding through radar frequencies as fast as possible, what happens is the firing mechanism reads the higher amperage as proximity to the target, and detonates the warhead.

[fearfully]

Marshall Nevsky Thank you General Bogan, we will get back to you.

[Over the radio]

Gen. Bogan That's all, Sergeant.

[quietly]

Congressman Raskob What does it mean?

Gordon Knapp We've told them how to blow up our air-to-air missiles, and with them our planes.

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