Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - Discussion on Movie Content and Objectification
Goldstein:
Sorry, kids. We ain't goin nowhere. We're watching "The Gift". Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
Harold:
Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
Rosenberg:
Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl, and I'm gonna see her boobs.
Goldstein:
The things I would eat out of her ass--you have no idea!
Rosenberg:
Argh! That is a completely vulgar statement.
Goldstein:
So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
Rosenberg:
Touché.
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - Misunderstandings and Humor in Friendships
Rosenberg:
I think Kumar's a "fay-gele".
Goldstein:
Oh, they're totally gay for each other.
Rosenberg:
Hey, you wanna suck on this?
Goldstein:
Uh-huh. Mmm.
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American Wedding - Toasting Friendship and Impoliteness
Kevin Myers:
Guys, here's to the next step!
Paul Finch:
Would you please shut up with that stepping?! Put your glass down!
Steve Stifler:
Are you saying I'm impolite or something?
Jim:
Impolite" would be an improvement.
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American Wedding - Unexpected Confession in American Wedding
Paul Finch:
I did fuck your Mom... Twice!
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American Wedding - A Memorable Exclamation About Stifler's Mom
Paul Finch:
Oh, Stifler's Mom!
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American Wedding - Rejecting Philosophical Ideals with Humor
Paul Finch:
Voltaire can suck on my balls!
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American Wedding - Finch's Philosophy on Life and Love
Paul Finch:
Hey I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice: love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!
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