Memorable Quotes from Eddie Kaye Thomas
7 quotesUnexpected Confession in American Wedding
Paul Finch
I did fuck your Mom... Twice!
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Discussion on Movie Content and Objectification
Goldstein
Sorry, kids. We ain't goin nowhere. We're watching "The Gift". Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
Harold
Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
Rosenberg
Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl, and I'm gonna see her boobs.
Goldstein
The things I would eat out of her ass--you have no idea!
Rosenberg
Argh! That is a completely vulgar statement.
Goldstein
So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
Rosenberg
Touché.
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A Memorable Exclamation About Stifler's Mom
Paul Finch
Oh, Stifler's Mom!
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Misunderstandings and Humor in Friendships
Rosenberg
I think Kumar's a "fay-gele".
Goldstein
Oh, they're totally gay for each other.
Rosenberg
Hey, you wanna suck on this?
Goldstein
Uh-huh. Mmm.
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Finch's Philosophy on Life and Love
Paul Finch
Hey I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice: love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!
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Rejecting Philosophical Ideals with Humor
Paul Finch
Voltaire can suck on my balls!
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Toasting Friendship and Impoliteness
Kevin Myers
Guys, here's to the next step!
Paul Finch
Would you please shut up with that stepping?! Put your glass down!
Steve Stifler
Are you saying I'm impolite or something?
Jim
Impolite" would be an improvement.
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