My Boyfriend's Back - Unexpected Return Home
Mr. Dingle:
You know, son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, were all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
Johnny:
I got better.
Mr. Dingle:
Huh. Well, welcome home, son.
Johnny:
Thanks.
Mr. Dingle:
Are you hungry, do you want something to eat? Gee, there's a lot of food left over from the funeral.
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My Boyfriend's Back - A Father's Parting Advice on Kindness
Mr. Dingle:
Goodbye, son. Be nice to God.
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Intolerable Cruelty - Courtroom Seating and Legal Procedures
Rex Rexroth:
Have you sat before her before?
Miles Massey:
No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit.
Rex Rexroth:
Well, have you sat after her before?
Wrigley:
Sat after her before? You mean, have we argued before her before?
Miles Massey:
The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge.
Rex Rexroth:
So, have you argued before her before?
Wrigley:
Before her before, or before she sat before?
Rex Rexroth:
Before her before. I said, before her before.
Wrigley:
No, you said before she sat before.
Rex Rexroth:
I did at first, but...
Miles Massey:
Look, don't argue.
Rex Rexroth:
I'm not. I'm...
Wrigley:
No, you don't argue. We argue.
Miles Massey:
Counsel argues.
Wrigley:
You appear.
Miles Massey:
The judge sits.
Wrigley:
Then you sit.
Miles Massey:
Or you stand in contempt.
Wrigley:
And then we argue.
Miles Massey:
The counsel argues.
Rex Rexroth:
Which you've done before.
Miles Massey:
Which we've done before.
Rex Rexroth:
Ah.
Wrigley:
But not before her.
Wrigley:
Rex, sit!
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Reds - A Walk Home and Its Implications
Max Eastman:
I'll walk you home.
Emma Goldman:
Why? I won't hurt anyone.
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