Memorable Quotes from Efren Ramirez
1 quoteA Distressed Call Amidst Chaos
Eve
Be careful. All right. I'm gonna get some help, all right? Yeah. Hey, did you try to call?
Chev
You've been home all day?
Eve
I was sleeping in.
Chev
Sleeping in. That's great, Eve. Super great. You all rested, now? Glad to hear it. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned. A psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill you, but don't get out of bed, I'll be over in a flash. Could you fry up a waffle?
Eve
Sure, yeah. Come on over. I'll be here.
Chev
Right, you'll be there. Okay.
Eve
Bye.
Thug 1
So, let's go get the bitch!
Thug 2
Come on, please!
Thug 3
All right, all right. Jesus!
Eve
Oh my God! Is this your new look or something?
Chev
Yeah, you into it?
Eve
It's gross. Are you looking for my other boyfriend?
Chev
Yes! You haven't watched TV today, right?
Eve
No, why?
Chev
Didn't think so. Come on, we're leaving.
Eve
Don't be such a freak.
Chev
Get dressed.
Eve
Actually, can you change the clock on the microwave? I never changed it back.
Chev
What?
Eve
The microwave. Can you change the clock? The daylight savings time, I never changed it back.
Chev
The microwave?
Eve
Yes.
Chev
Listen. I bought some flowers. They got fucked up on the way over.
Eve
That's sweet! You okay? You look like you're on drugs or something.
Chev
You love me, yeah?
Eve
Yes.
Chev
Then I need you to do something for me.
Eve
What? What's wrong?
Chev
I need you to put some clothes on and come with me, right now.
Eve
No.
Chev
I'll change the clock on the microwave.
Eve
Okay. All right.
Chev
Shit's wearing off.
Eve
The waffle iron's on if you want to make one.
Chev
Great.
Eve
Great. You're so stressed out. Want ], or something?
[[w:Cannabis (drug)|some pot]
Chev
Yeah! Ready!
[''Chev deliberately burns himself on the waffle iron'']
Eve
What's wrong?!
Chev
I burned my hand.
Eve
Oh, my God! Let me see it!
Chev
Don't worry about it. Hey!
Eve
What the...
Chev
I'm sorry. That was completely uncalled for. Can we just...
Eve
Fine. Parked out the back. Darn! That... thing.
Chev
What thing?
Eve
The waffle thing, I gotta turn it off. Hello? Hello?
Chev
All right, very funny.
Eve
God, I hate that. Do you want to burn the building down? Ouch!
Chev
Sorry, honey.
Eve
Nice one, Chev. Oh, there's my ]. I swear to God, Chev. I don't know what you're on, but it isn't working for you. My hand cream! That's where you went. Chev? Can I have some help, here? Where's your car?
[''Chev has noticed the ṇeạrby thugs and deliberately spills the purse contents of Eve's purse to ḟịght them''; [w:Tiger Balm|Tiger Balm]
Chev
Actually, I took a cab.
Eve
This isn't gonna be... This isn't gonna be easy, as they say.
Chev
Oh, fucker.
Eve
All right, here it is.
Chev
Sorry. I told you ].
[[w:video game programmer|I was a video game programmer]
Eve
Yeah?
Chev
That was a lie. Actually... I kill people. Professional hitman. I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate. Last night was a job like 100 others. High dollar hit, nothing special. The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in on the local drug cartels. My target was the number one man in L.A., Don Kim.
Don Kim
Well? What are you waiting for?
Chev
Then, this insane idea comes in the back of my head, ] at close range.
[[w:11 mm caliber|like a .45 slug]
Chev
Congratulations.
[''Chev relents in killing Don Kim'']
Don Kim
Did I win something?
Chev
Your life, jackass.
Chev
So, sooner or later it's gonna happen, but I'm not doing it.
Eve
I see.
Chev
Instead you're gonna do something for me. You're gonna get out of town, disappear. I don't care where you go or what you do, so long as you're invisible for 48 hours. That's all I ask. Or, if you prefer, we can do it the other way. The way where I go to work, and you meet Buddha. See... I quit. I quit the business for you.
Eve
For me?
Chev
Yeah. I figure I call you that night and tell you everything. We get on a plane, leave this shit, never come back. Pretty crazy, huh?
Eve
You are so weird.
Eve
Are we going on a trip?
Chev
Well... I might be going on a trip, but you're not coming with me...
Chev
Please! Wait, please!
Eve
Mob hits, Chev?! Chinese poison?! Do you know how ridiculous you sound?! If you're gonna break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth! What's wrong with you?!
Chev
Wait a minute, you trust me?!
Eve
No.
Chev
].
[''Chev begins to succumb to the ''“Beijing cocktail”'', then grabs Eve''; [w:Sexual intercourse|Make love to me]
Eve
What?!
Chev
I think it'll help.
Eve
What? Are you kidding? Get off me!
Chev
Take your clothes off.
Eve
No! No!
Chev
You said you wanted to be more spontaneous!
Eve
You're crazy! You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!
Chev
Save me, Eve. Save my life!
Eve
Stop it! I'm sorry. Oh my God, are you okay? Are you okay? No! No!
[''Punches him''; ''Ċhev grạbs her ạgạịṇ'']
Chev
Shit!
Eve
Get off! You filthy animal! Take me right here, in front of everyone! That's it! Come on! Do it! What are you waiting for?!
[''Chev gets on top of her'']
Chev
Jesus! Come on! I'm trying! Shush!
Eve
Oh, God! Now you can't get it up? Come on, get it up!
Chev
I'll fucking get it up!
Eve
Goddammit, Chev!
Chev
Shut up! ] Eve and pumps with fists] I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive, you motherfuckers! Oh, my God! Wow! Oh, my God! Yes! Yeah?
[''Starts vigorously [[w:Doggy style|doggy-styling; ''All the passerbys all cheer in synchronity of Chev and he answers phone'']
Eve
What are you doing?!
Chev
Yeah.
Kaylo
I've got Verona!
Chev
Kaylo?!
Kaylo
I've got Verona, man.
Chev
What? No shit? Where are you?
Kaylo
Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs.
Eve
What's the matter with you?!
Chev
5th and ]?
[[w:Alameda Street|Alameda]
Eve
Who's at 5th and Alameda?!
Chev
Don't let that fucker out of your sight! Hear me? With you in 10 minutes. You got it?!
Kaylo
Yeah, Chev.
Chev
Honey, I gotta go. I'll call you!
[''Hangs up phone''; ''Leaves'']
Eve
Oh God, what are you looking at?!
[''To bystanders'']
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