Memorable Quotes from Elaine Hendrix
7 quotesMisunderstandings in a Stakeout Situation
Chief Quimby
(Furious) GADGET! I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout!
Inspector Gadget
That's not entirely accurate, chief. You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
G2
Then how did you manage to get tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
Inspector Gadget
Well, you gave me backup at the bar, I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
G2
I never need backup.
Inspector Gadget
Chief, you have to put me back on the case. The Department needs me!
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Unexpected Returns at the Reunion
Cheryl
I don't believe it!
[scoffs]
Christie
What?
Cheryl
That!
Kelly
They're ba-aaack!
Christie
Nice outfits. Post-It's must be really lucrative!
Michele
Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?
[as they close the distance]
Romy
Oh yeah, Michele. I am so sure! What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why are you always such a nasty bitch? You get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people? I mean, yeah okay, so Michele and I did make up some lame story. We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings, but you know what I finally realized? I don't care if you like us, cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think! Come on Michele.
[when they finally confront the clique; people react; everybody is stunned at them standing up to the A-Group. Cheryl and Kelly laugh sarcastically]
Michele
Okay, and...yeah!
Christie
Unbelievable! They're as deluded about their lives as they are about those hideous clothes.
Lisa Luder
Actually, Christie. They've got nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All in all, I'd have to say they're really... not bad!
[comes from behind the clique; looks at Christie; classmates react positively]
Christie
Well, we still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?
[dismisses positive reception]
Lisa
Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?
[seeing the other two women keeping quiet and looking away]
Christie
You're just jealous, because unlike a certain ball-busting dried-up career woman, I might mention, we're all happily married!
Lisa
That's right, Christie...keep telling yourself that.
[looks at Romy and Michele before walking off]
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Reactivation of a Talented Detective
G2
What happened?
Inspector Gadget
I reactivated you.
G2
Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
Inspector Gadget
Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
G2
Inspector, are you saying you like me? (Gadget drinks some blue substance but spits it out)
Inspector Gadget
Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly professional.
G2
Thank you.
Inspector Gadget
You're welcome.
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Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey
(chattering)
Bartender
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender
Milk?
Inspector Gadget
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja
Hi-ya.
Brick
I think I see why now.
McKibble
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble
Immediately.
Penny
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile
(Snoring)
McKibble
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint
Let's get out of here.
Minions
(shouting)
Brick
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Oh, my head.
G2
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey
(Chattering)
Tough Guys
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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Unexpected Survival in a Smoke-filled Scene
Penny
(Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget?
[Gadget falls onto the car's hood]
Inspector Gadget
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
G2
They're alive!
Gadgetmobile
They're alive! They're alive!
G2
They're alive!
Penny
Uncle Gadget!
Penny
You saved my life!
Inspector Gadget
I'm so worried about you.
G2
Good work, Penny.
Penny
Thanks to you, too.
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Acknowledgment of Misjudgment and Growth
G2
Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
Inspector Gadget
Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
G2
I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
Inspector Gadget
Don't mention it.
G2
Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
Inspector Gadget
Yes, yes, I get the picture.
G2
Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
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Confrontation Among Mayor, Chief, and Villain
Mayor Wilson
Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
Chief Quimby
You'll never get away with this, Claw!
Dr. Claw
We'll see.
Chief Quimby
G2, see!
[still laughing]
G2
Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
Dr. Claw
Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
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