Elijah WoodQuotes

Sandy Carver: Where are you going?

Mikey Carver: Out.

Sandy Carver: Its freezing!

Mikey Carver: Yeah

Sandy Carver: Then why are you going?

Mikey Carver: When it's freezing...because it means the molecules aren't moving, so when you breath, there's nothing in the air, you know, you breathe into your body, the molecules have stopped, it's clean.

Mikey Carver: Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.

Doctor: He's not allergic to the bees, so there's no real problem. He's just gonna be a little uncomfortable for a while.

Michael Kaye: I hate the suburbs!

Doctor: I'm surprised your mother-in-law didn't come along with you today.

Ann Kaye: She refuses to get in the car with me. She's never been in a car when a woman drives.

Michael Kaye: I don't want you to ever leave!

Sam Krichinsky: One way or another, we all have to leave.

Michael Kaye: Have you ever been in the suburbs?

Teddy Kirk: I never even heard of the suburbs until this thing happened.

The King: [to Bobby] Hey! What are ya doin up? Go to bed! Go to bed! Not you!

Mike: Yeah, but...

The King: [cuts Mike off] Bobby, come here! Mikey, you go to bed. Bobby, you come here!

Mike: But I wanna stay...

The King: [cuts him off again; the King grabs and pulls Bobby towards him; Shane, the family dog, growls and starts barking whilst Mikey cries; a few minutes later, Bobby, in tears, walks into the room] GO TO BED! Come here, Bobby. Come HERE! Come here. What did I tell ya? What did I tell ya? Why don't you listen to me? Why don't you ever listen to what I TELL YOU TO DO? GET TO BED, YOU LITTLE SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Bobby: [to Mike] We can't stay up so late anymore.

North: What are you doing here?

Gabby: Well, I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin in.

North: No, I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?

Gabby: Easter Bunny?

Pa Tex: Careful, son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.

North: Oh, sorry.

Gabby: No harm done.

North: [[good; [college] How does that get me into a ] ]?

Governor Ho: Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D, and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight As.

North: [[parents] Where the hell are my ]?

Winchell: [[hell; [summer] North, did you say the word ]? My, the ]'s really broadened you.

North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents, and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me, you little asshole!

Mark Evans: [narrating; last line] Henry is gone, and the rest of us are safe. But sometimes- late at night- I find myself thinking... not about Henry, but about Susan. And wondering. If she had to do it over, would she make the same choice? I guess I'll always wonder... but I know I'll never ask.

Mark Evans: My mom said she'd always be with me. She chose your mom as a way of coming back, but I guess it would be hard for you to understand that. But it's true. She's my mother now.

Mark Evans: You're not going to die, Mom. I promise... You're not going to die cause I won't let you.

Jason Thurman: Hey, Leo, now that you're famous, you'll get a lot more sex than anyone else in your class.

Leo Biederman: [to his parents] I have to go back for Sarah.

Matt Buckner: Pete Dunham's life taught me that there's a time to stand your ground. His death taught me there's a time to walk away. I would never have the chance to thank him but I could live in a way that would honor him. The greatest movie ever made.

Matt Buckner: [[w: Princess Diana|Lady Di] We could have died that day, in Manchester. Everybody knew it. But we didn't. Ike said later that the story travelled across England faster than the death of ]. The GSE was finally back. Suddenly, I was part of the firm with the best rep in London. People around town had heard of me. They would hear my accent and say "So you're the Yank?'" Do you know the best part? It isn't knowing that your friends have your back. It's knowing that you have your friend's back.

Frodo: We are Hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.

Faramir: Your bodyguard?

Sam: His gardener.

Elrond: He will come to death, an image of the splendour of the kings of men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt, as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to your grief, under the fading trees, until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent.

Faramir: A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.

Frodo: This is Sting. You've seen it before, haven't you... Gollum. Release him, or I'll cut your throat!

Gimli: Three days and nights pursuit. No food, no rest! Nor a sign of a quarry of what a bare rock can tell!

Gimli: I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!

Merry: The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.

Treebeard: It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Treebeard: Many of these trees were my friends. Creatures I had known from nut and acorn.

Uglúk: I don't take orders from orc maggots.

Hobbits: Speech, Bilbo! Speech!

Frodo: Speech!

Bilbo: [cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers] My dear Bagginses and Boffins. Tooks and Brandybucks. Grubbs. Chubbs. HORNBLOWERS! BOLGERS! BRACEGIRDLES! AND PROUDFOOTS!

Proudfoot: Proudfeet!

Bilbo: Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!

Hobbits: Happy birthday!

Bilbo: [cheers abound until Bilbo continues his next lines; confused silence; puts the Ring on and vanishes] Alas, eleventy one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I, uh, I have things to do...I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.

Gandalf: Indeed?

Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.

Gandalf: [[The Hobbit|the incident with the dragon] If you’re referring to ], I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.

Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.

Frodo: You're late.

Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.