National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 - Nightmares and Unexpected Revelations
Sgt. Jack Colt:
Who the hell are you?
Mr. Jigsaw:
I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt:
No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw:
Okay, alright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.
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Young Guns - Defiance Against Authority
William H. Bonney:
Hey Colonel shit head, you can kiss my ass!
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Young Guns - Confrontation with Murphy
William H. Bonney:
Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.
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Young Guns - Admiration and Fate in Billy the Kid's Words
William H. Bonney:
You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.
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Young Guns - Uncertainty in the Face of Danger
William H. Bonney:
If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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Young Guns - Confronting Consequences with Sheriff Brady
William H. Bonney:
Reap the whirlwind, Sheriff Brady. Reap it.
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The Mighty Ducks - The Essence of Teamwork and Belonging
Gordon Bombay:
A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn.
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The Mighty Ducks - Gordon Bombay's Disdain for Children
Gordon Bombay:
I hate kids. They're barely human.
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The Mighty Ducks - Gratitude and Humor in Gordon Bombay's Words
Gordon Bombay:
Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!
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Repo Man - Blame and Identity in Society's Shadows
Duke:
The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto Maddox:
Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me!
Duke:
But it still hurts!
Otto Maddox: [Duke groans pitifully]
You're gonna be all right. Maybe not.
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Repo Man - Debate on Credit and Freedom
Bud: [Otto does not answer]
Credit is a sacred trust. It's what our free society was founded on! Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, "Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto Maddox:
They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free.
Bud:
Free, my ass. What are you, a fuckin Commie?
Otto Maddox:
No, I ain't no Commie!
Bud:
I don't want no Commies in my car!... No Christians, either!
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Repo Man - Disillusionment with Former Favorites
Otto Maddox: [''While watching the Circle Jerks grind out a slow, swinging version of the normally raucous "When the Shit Hits the Fan"'']
I can't believe I used to like these guys!
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