Funny People - Free Pass Lists and Unexpected Revelations
Clarke: [[Cameron Diaz; laughs, then looks at Laura]
So, you're going to kill ], eh? That girl is a menace to society, isn't she? Fuck her! What? She's on my free pass list. Who's on yours?
Laura:
George.
Clarke: [points at George]
This George?
George:
Look out.
Laura:
Yeah.
Clarke:
Oh, well. Then I just want Cameron dead. Over her dead body.
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Munich - An Invitation to Dinner and Rejection
Avner:
Come to my house for dinner tonight. Come on, you're a Jew, you're a stranger. It's written somewhere that I should invite you to break bread with me. So, break bread with me, Ephraim.
Ephraim:
No.
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Munich - Shared Burdens of Work and Life
Jeanette:
I have to go to bed soon. I work in the morning.
Avner:
What kind of work do you do?
Jeanette: [taking a long drag on her cigarette]
The kind that drives you to drink.
Avner:
We must have the same job then.
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Munich - Conflict and Despair Over Palestinian Identity
Ali: [[w:Six Day War|1967; Avner stares at him in disbelief]
Eventually the Arab states will rise against Israel. They don't like Palestinians but they hate the Jews more. It won't be like ]. The rest of the world will see by then what Israel does to us. They won't help when Egypt and Syria attack. Even Jordan. Israel will cease to exist. What?
Avner:
This is a dream. You can't take back a country you never had.
Ali:
You sound like a Jew.
Avner:
Fuck you. I'm the voice inside your head telling you what you already know. You people have nothing to bargain with. You'll never get the land back. You'll die old men in refugee camps waiting for Palestine.
Ali:
We have a lot of children. They'll have children. So we can wait forever, and if we need to, we can make the whole planet unsafe for Jews.
Avner:
You kill Jews and the world feels bad for them, and thinks you animals.
Ali:
Yes. But then the world will see how they've made us into animals. They'll start to ask questions about the conditions in our cages.
Avner:
You are Arabs. There are lots of places for Arabs.
Ali: [scoffs; [Hitler; [w:The Holocaust| didn't gas any Jews]
You're a Jew sympathizer. All you Germans, you're too soft on Israel. Well, you give us money, but you feel guilty about ], and the Jews exploit that guilt. My father ].
Avner:
Tell me something, Ali.
Ali:
What?
Avner:
Do you really miss your father's olive trees? Do you honestly think you have to get back all that, that nothing? That chalky soil and stone huts? Is that what you really want for your children?
Ali:
It absolutely is. It will take a hundred years, but we'll win. How long did it take the Jews to get their own country? How long did it take the Germans to make Germany?
Avner:
And look how well that worked out.
Ali: [[w:ETA (seperatist group)|ETA; [w:African National Congress|ANC; [w:Irish Republican Army|IRA]
You don't know what it is not to have a home. That's why you European Reds don't get it. You say, "It's nothing," but you have a home to come back to. ], ], ]... We all pretend we care about your international revolution, but we don't care. We want to be nations. Home is everything.
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Munich - Identity and Heritage in Conversation
Avner:
I was born in Israel. I'm not a Yekke.
Mossad Accountant:
Where was your grandpa from?
Avner:
Frankfurt.
Mossad Accountant:
You're a Yekke!
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Munich - Home and Vulnerability in Relationships
Daphna:
We should stay at home.
Avner:
You are the only home I ever had.
Daphna: [laughs]
This is so corny.
Avner:
What? That took a lot for me to say!
Daphna:
I bet. Why did I have to marry a sentimentalist? You're ruining my life.
Avner: [to their newborn baby]
Your mother's teasing me.
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Munich - Identity and Reflection in Assassination
Carl:
It's strange, isn't it, to think of oneself as an assassin?
Avner:
Think of yourself as something else then.
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Munich - The Struggle for Jewish Moral Identity
Robert:
We're Jews, Avner. Jews don't do wrong because our enemies do wrong.
Avner:
We can't afford to be that decent anymore.
Robert:
I don't know if we ever were that decent. Suffering thousands of years of hatred doesn't make you decent. But we're supposed to be righteous. That's a beautiful thing. That's Jewish. That's what I knew, that's what I was taught and I'm losing it. I lose that and that's everything. That's my soul.
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Hulk - Memories of a Lost Connection
Bruce Banner:
I should have killed you.
David Banner:
Yeah? I should have killed you.
Bruce Banner:
I wish you had. I saw her last night. Saw her face. Brown hair, brown eyes. She smiled at me. She reached down and kissed my cheek. I can almost remember a smell. It was like desert flowers.
David Banner:
Her favorite perfume.
Bruce Banner:
It was my mother, and I don't even know her name.
David Banner:
It's alright, son. Go ahead and cry. Go ahead and cry. Cry. Crying will do you good.
Bruce Banner:
Don't touch me! Maybe, once, you're my father. But, you're not now and you never will be.
David Banner:
Oh, is that so? Well, I've got news for you. I didn't come here to see you. I came here to see my son. My real son. The one inside of you. You're nothing but a superficial shell, a husk of flimsy consciousness ready to be torn off at a moment's notice.
Bruce Banner:
You can think what you like! I don't care, just go!
David Banner:
No, son. Listen to me. I found a cure...for me. My cells can transform, too. Absorb enormous amounts of energy. But, unlike you, they're unstable. Son, I need your strength. I gave you life, now you must give it back to me! Only a million times more radiant, more powerful!
Bruce Banner:
Stop!
David Banner:
STOP" WHAT?! "STOP" WHAT?!?! Think about all those men out there, in their uniforms! Barking and swallowing orders! Inflicting their petty rule over the entire globe! Think of all the harm they've done! To you! To me! To humanity! And know this, that we can make them, and their flags, and their anthems, and their governments disappear! In a flash! You and me!
Bruce Banner:
I'd rather DIE!
David Banner:
Oh, that's your answer. And indeed you shall die. And be reborn a hero! Of the kind that walked the Earth long before the pale religions of civilization infected humanity's soul!
Bruce Banner: [roaring]
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
David Banner: [stands up and grabs the cable]
Stop your bawling, you weak little speck of human trash. I'll go! You just watch me go!
General Ross:
Hit it!
Bruce Banner: [screaming]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
General Ross:
Hit it again!
Technician:
We can't, sir. There's no power. Some kind of counter-electromagnetic field!
General Ross: [into his radio]
MOVE IN AND ASSAULT THE TARGET! MOVE IN!
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Troy - Hector's Warning to Paris About Troy's Safety
Hector: [grabs Paris by the face]
Paris! You're my brother and I love you, but if you do anything to endanger Troy, I will rip your pretty face from your pretty skull.
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