Chairman of the Board - Tensions Rise in Boardroom Confrontation
Ty:
Well, it's Her Royal Hemorrhoidiness.
Ms. Krubavitch:
You little good-for-nothing, jerkweed, halitosis heads are out of here!
Ty:
Yeah.
Ms. Krubavitch: [hands Zak a notice]
Clown Boy's check bounced! I could have you pencil-necked low-lifes arrested for that.
Ty:
I knew Edison was spending too much money on this extravagance. I was going to tell him that myself.
Zak:
Ms. K., I'm sure it was just a big mistake. I know Edison could cut us another check. Hey, is that a new housecoat?
Ms. Krubavitch:
Ohh! I want my money by the end of today, IN CASH, or you scum-sucking weasels get the BOOT!
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Chairman of the Board - A Tense Demand for Payment
Ms. Krubavitch:
No more Miss Sunshine for you three. I want my money NOW!!
Edison:
I'll take care of Cujo. Ms. Krubavitch, look, we go back a long time, right? We have that warm, personal relationship. Can I call you "Mom"?
Ms. Krubavitch: [disgusted]
Yecch.
Edison: [writes a heart on shampoo]
We love you.
Ms. Krubavitch: [smacks the heart]
That love crap doesn't work with me!
Edison: [takes a slurp]
OK. I'm gonna level with you, all right? We're kind of going through a negative cash flow situation, all right? Kind of a personal recession. But, hey! How about this? A lifetime supply of these? My favorite invention: A slurpy cup with a heater on it. Watch. This way, no brain freeze. Brilliant, huh?
Mrs. Krubavitch: [places her anti-smoking voice box against Edison's throat]
If I don't have my money by the end of the month, I'll have your skanky, dingleberry-ridden asses tossed out of here. YOU GOT THAT!?!
Edison:
Yes, sir.
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