Jack Plotnick Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Jack Stuart Plotnick (born October 30, 1968) is an American film and television actor. Born in Worthington, Ohio, Plotnick is based in Hollywood. Plotnick is an openly gay actor, best known for performances on Ellen, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as the voice of Xandir on Drawn Together, and his drag persona, "Evie Harris" in Girls Will Be Girls.
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Jack Plotnick Quotes
Tensions Rise in Boardroom Confrontation
Ty:
Well, it's Her Royal Hemorrhoidiness.
Ms. Krubavitch:
You little good-for-nothing, jerkweed, halitosis heads are out of here!
Ty:
Yeah.
Ms. Krubavitch: [hands Zak a notice]
Clown Boy's check bounced! I could have you pencil-necked low-lifes arrested for that.
Ty:
I knew Edison was spending too much money on this extravagance. I was going to tell him that myself.
Zak:
Ms. K., I'm sure it was just a big mistake. I know Edison could cut us another check. Hey, is that a new housecoat?
Ms. Krubavitch:
Ohh! I want my money by the end of today, IN CASH, or you scum-sucking weasels get the BOOT!
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Aging and Self-Perception Among Friends
Stevie:
Mom, no one will hire you!
Evie:
Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.
Coco:
Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.
Stevie:
I think you know.
Evie:
My attitude?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
My drinking?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
Chronic lateness?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
Never learned my lines?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
The kleptomania?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
I spread disease?
Stevie:
No!
Evie:
Then what?!
Stevie:
That little thing where you ran over a family of four while drunk off your ass?
Evie:
It was a family of six! I only killed four. And what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
