Ethan Embry Quotes

Preston Meyers I don't know about you, but I really believe that there's one person out there, and for me it's gotta be Amanda.

Bobby Ray We weren't aimin for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.

Allen Clark What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

Betty Caldicott Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.

U.V. I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.

U.V. Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!

U.V. I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!

Andy Effkin Slut.

Dr. Caldicott Science is God!

Bobby Ray You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

Rusty Griswold So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!

Bobby Ray Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

Mark Empire Records, we're open til midnight. Midnight.

Rusty Griswold Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

Mark We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day!

Bobby Ray Might wanna save those for the honeymoon!

Mark Damn the man. Save the Empire.

Bobby Ray Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

Rusty Griswold I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.

Rusty Griswold Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

Preston Meyers It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I'd ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would've seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?

Preston Meyers Any words of encouragement?

Exchange Student Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine.

Rusty Griswold Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin on mom!

Rusty Griswold Security: "No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?" Rusty: "No sir, I do not require them.

Rusty Griswold It's expensive having an entourage.