Memorable Quotes from Eve Harlow
1 quotePregnancy Tests and Uncertain Conclusions
Rollo
Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno
I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign, so I remain unconvinced.
Rollo
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl
It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
[to Juno]
Rollo
Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno
Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go, pronto!
Rollo
Well, you know where the lavatory is.
Rollo
You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
[yells]
Rollo
Well, fertile Myrtle, what's the prognosis? Minus or plus?
Juno
I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[taking a pregnancy test; grabs some candy]
Rollo
That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
[as Juno shakes the test like a thermometer]
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