Juno - Pregnancy Tests and Uncertain Conclusions
Rollo:
Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno:
I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign, so I remain unconvinced.
Rollo:
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl: [to Juno]
It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
Rollo:
Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno:
Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go, pronto!
Rollo:
Well, you know where the lavatory is.
Rollo: [yells]
You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
Rollo:
Well, fertile Myrtle, what's the prognosis? Minus or plus?
Juno: [taking a pregnancy test; grabs some candy]
I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
Rollo: [as Juno shakes the test like a thermometer]
That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
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