Eve Harlow Biography
Eve Harlow is a Soviet-born actor in Canadian and US media. Eve Harlow is of Jewish descent, and was born in Soviet Moscow. After she and her family first emigrated to Israel, they moved to Canada when Eve Harlow was seven years old. A film and television actor, Harlow has performed in Canadian and US productions.
Eve Harlow Movies
Eve Harlow TV Shows
Eve Harlow Quotes
Pregnancy Tests and Uncertain Conclusions
Rollo:
Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno:
I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign, so I remain unconvinced.
Rollo:
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl: [to Juno]
It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
Rollo:
Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno:
Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go, pronto!
Rollo:
Well, you know where the lavatory is.
Rollo: [yells]
You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
Rollo:
Well, fertile Myrtle, what's the prognosis? Minus or plus?
Juno: [taking a pregnancy test; grabs some candy]
I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
Rollo: [as Juno shakes the test like a thermometer]
That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
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