Memorable Quotes from Francis Wright
2 quotesImpolite Offers in an Unconventional Tea Party
The March Hare
Have some wine.
Alice
I don't see any wine.
The March Hare
There isn't any, and you're too young.
Alice
It wasn't very polite of you to offer it then.
The March Hare
It wasn't very polite of you to sit down without an invitation.
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A Curious Question about Ravens and Desks
Alice
Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know I-I'm pretty sure I can guess.
[thinking about the riddle]
The March Hare
You mean you think you know the answer?
Alice
Yes.
The March Hare
Well, then, you should say what you mean.
Alice
Well, I do. At-at least, at least I mean what I say, that-that is the same thing.
Mad Hatter
It's not the same thing at all. You might as well say "I eat what I see" is the same thing as "I see what I eat!
The March Hare
You might as well say "I like what I get" is the same as "I get what I like!
[eyeing the pie, picking up a fly swatter; whacks the pie]
The Dormouse
Aah! You-you, or you might as well say "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe.
[talking in his sleep, then suddenly awake; nods off]
Mad Hatter
Well, it is the same thing with you.
[chuckles]
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