Vampires - A Conversation About Borrowing a Car
Man With Buick:
Hey, Cowboy! Can I help you?
Montoya:
Yeah. I'm gonna borrow your car.
Montoya:
Shhh. Just say "Help yourself.
Man With Buick:
You want me to say what?
Montoya: [pulling out a gun]
Hey! Shut the fuck up OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, ASSHOLE! BACK OFF!
Man With Buick:
Uh... help yourself, boy!
Montoya:
Much obliged, partner!
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