¡Three Amigos! - Tequila Confusion Among Three Amigos
Bartender:
We don't have no beer, just tequila.
Ned Nederlander:
What's tequila?
Bartender:
...It's like beer...
Dusty Bottoms:
Is it fattening?
Bartender:
...Fat-ten-ing?
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