Memorable Quotes from Fred Asparagus
1 quoteTequila Confusion Among Three Amigos
Bartender
We don't have no beer, just tequila.
Ned Nederlander
What's tequila?
Bartender
...It's like beer...
Dusty Bottoms
Is it fattening?
Bartender
...Fat-ten-ing?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.