The Fabelmans - Reality vs. Expectations in Life and Love
Logan Hall:
Life's nothing like the movies, Fabelman.
Sammy Fabelman:
Maybe not. But hey, in the end, you got the girl.
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The Fabelmans - A Conversation on Risk and Secrets
Sammy Fabelman:
Is something about to happen?
Logan Hall:
You like living dangerously, Fabelman.
Sammy Fabelman:
No, I don't. I really, really don't.
Logan Hall:
Yes, you do. But you tell anybody about me getting, um... upset, that would be a mistake. Our secret. Okay?
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The Fabelmans - Confrontation Over Past Actions and Feelings
Logan Hall: [after being portrayed as a hero in Sammy's class film]
Am I supposed to feel bad now about all that shit we did to you?
Sammy Fabelman:
Do you feel bad about it?
Logan Hall:
That's none of your goddam business!
Sammy Fabelman:
Because you should feel bad about it!
Logan Hall:
Alright that's why you did it. You wanted me to feel like crap!
Sammy Fabelman:
I wanted you to be nice to me for five minutes or I did it to make my movie better! I don't know why. You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life, I have a monkey at home that's smarter than you! You dumb anti-semitic asshole! I made you look like you could fly.
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The Fabelmans - Career Aspirations and Life Choices
Sammy Fabelman:
So in September when I move to LA, I’m gonna try to get work in a movie studio.
Monica Sherwood:
I thought you were going to college?
Sammy Fabelman:
Could you - Would you ever consider coming with me?
Monica Sherwood:
I’m going to Texas A&M. You know that.
Sammy Fabelman:
Yes, I do. But I thought maybe you should change your mind. Because...
Monica Sherwood:
Because what?
Sammy Fabelman:
Because I love you.
Monica Sherwood: [He’s just stepped on her foot.]
OW! SAMMY!
Sammy Fabelman:
I’m sorry! Sorry sorry sorry!
Monica Sherwood:
That’s not...possible!
Sammy Fabelman:
What? No, it is! Monica, I love you!
Monica Sherwood:
That’s impossible! Sammy -
Sammy Fabelman:
Sam.
Monica Sherwood: [she pulls a little away from him]
We only started dating like - Everything was so normal before! Why’re you acting so -
Sammy Fabelman:
No, because nothing is normal now. They’re getting a divorce.
Monica Sherwood:
What are you talking about?!
Sammy Fabelman:
My mom and dad, they’re splitting up.
Monica Sherwood:
Jesus Christ!! This is Prom! You can’t just blurt something out like that at Prom!
Sammy Fabelman: [he catches up to her]
Wait - Monica! Look, that’s - That’s got nothing to do with us, okay! That’s not why I said that I love you, I don’t know why -
Monica Sherwood:
I’m not gonna like change my whole life and move to Hollywood because your parents are having marital difficulties!
Monica Sherwood: [holds it out to him]
You can get a refund. I hardly wore it at all.
Sammy Fabelman:
Are you breaking up with me?
Monica Sherwood:
Not at Prom, but of course eventually. I’m gonna pray on it, and I’m gonna pray really really hard for you, because you are such a fun boy to kiss, but...Sometimes we just can’t fix things, Sam, and all we can do is suffer.
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The Fabelmans - Family Dynamics and Personal Aspirations
Reggie Fabelman:
Is she gonna marry Bennie?
Sammy Fabelman:
If she wants to, she will, she’s the most selfish person on earth.
Reggie Fabelman:
It must’ve been hard for her, married to a... a genius.
Sammy Fabelman:
Dad worships Mom.
Reggie Fabelman:
OK - But maybe it’s hard, being worshipped by someone you know you’ll never be as good as, or ever do anything as good as. She laughs at Bennie’s jokes, but...Dad’s always been her best audience.
Sammy Fabelman:
Come on. She’ll be fine, she’ll tell herself everything happens for a reason, she’ll make excuses like she always -
Reggie Fabelman:
You’re way more selfish than her.
Reggie Fabelman:
That’s why you’re angry at her. It’s because she’s scared. Just like you, Sammy. Out of everyone in this outta-control falling-apart family, the one who’s most like Mitzi is you.
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The Fabelmans - Understanding Monkeys and Human Cruelty
Mitzi Fabelman:
When I was a girl and I felt sad, I’d go to the zoo and I’d watch the monkeys.
Monica Sherwood:
They made you laugh?
Mitzi Fabelman:
Yeah, the monkeyshines. But there was more to it than that, it was...They understand what we’ve done to them, with the cages and the people pointing. We share that with them, the truth of how cruel people are. But if you watch them for long enough, you can tell they know stuff we can’t begin to imagine, important stuff. And they’re not going to let us in on it. Because it belongs to them, it’s their own monkey business, theirs. It’s not ours. It’s, oh I dunno...
Burt Fabelman:
Self-possession.
Mitzi Fabelman:
Right. They belong to themselves.
Hadassah Fabelman:
If it belongs to itself, let it go back to where it came from.
Mitzi Fabelman:
Anyway, that’s how come I got a monkey.
Natalie Fabelman:
And a therapist.
Lisa Fabelman:
He throws his poop.
Monica Sherwood:
The therapist?
Lisa Fabelman:
No the monkey.
Hadassah Fabelman:
That’s why I’m staying in a hotel.
Burt Fabelman:
You don’t have to. We have plenty of room -
Hadassah Fabelman:
My rabbi in New Jersey says a monkey in the house isn’t Kosher.
Mitzi Fabelman:
That’s why we’re not going to eat him.
Burt Fabelman:
Did you schedule him for his polio vaccine?
Monica Sherwood:
They can get polio?
Burt Fabelman:
Well, they’re susceptible to pretty much everything humans are, so yes.
Mitzi Fabelman:
Pass the peas. He hates going to the vet. You see, Monica, in this family, it’s the scientists versus the artists. Sammy’s on my team, he takes after me, except he’s got real talent.
Sammy Fabelman:
Mom.
Natalie Fabelman:
And he’s completely terrible at science.
Reggie Fabelman:
And algebra.
Natalie Fabelman:
And sports.
Sammy Fabelman:
Will you please stop!
Monica Sherwood:
He showed me his camera.
Natalie Fabelman: [To Monica]
Is he good at kissing?
Monica Sherwood: [To Natalie]
I’ll tell you later.
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The Fabelmans - Unspoken Truths in Family Dynamics
Mitzi Fabelman: [after watching Sammy's film of her and Bennie]
Bennie and me, we never... we never d - we never let it get as far as I imagine you think.
Sammy Fabelman:
Oh I never imagined any of that.
Mitzi Fabelman:
Do you think dad knows? I don’t mean did you tell him, I know you didn’t. But - do you think he has an inkling?
Mitzi Fabelman: [pause]
I’ve almost told him so many times. I’ll say “Burt, there’s something I’ve got to tell you,” and, and he looks at me like he can’t conceive that anything could be wrong between us. So instead I say “Burt, we got ants,” or “Burt, could you climb on the roof and turn the antenna so I can watch Channel 5?” Which, of course, he does. I can’t fight with your father. He kills with such kindness. I’m mean to him, he buys me a dress. From Saks.
Sammy Fabelman:
Mom, when I showed you what I filmed, I never meant for any of this to happen.
Mitzi Fabelman: [she nods]
Guilt is a wasted emotion.
Sammy Fabelman:
What’s gonna happen now?
Mitzi Fabelman:
I’m gonna be your mom. I’m gonna be the girls’ mom. Despite my countless faults, I’m not ruining everything for everyone. I’m gonna not be selfish. Burt Fabelman is the kindest, smartest, wisest, most patient, most decent, most understanding man there is. And I’m gonna stay married to him
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The Fabelmans - Family Tensions and Emotional Outbursts
Sammy Fabelman:
Do you always have to be the center of attention!?
Reggie Fabelman:
Stop shouting at her!
Mitzi Fabelman:
There has been nothing but disrespect from you; I am your mother!
Sammy Fabelman:
I WISH YOU WEREN'T!
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The Fabelmans - Art and Courage in Unlikely Comparisons
Sammy Fabelman:
Putting your head in a lion's mouth is art?
Uncle Boris:
No, sticking your head in the mouth of lions was balls! Making sure that lion didn't eat my head? That is art!
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The Fabelmans - Reflections on Life's Unexpected Pace
Sammy Fabelman:
It feels like my life is going by so fast, but it's not getting anywhere.
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