Memorable Quotes from Gael García Bernal
15 quotesA Plea for Release and Mercy
Jack Russell
Just kill me as I am. Otherwise, there will be no mercy, I promise.
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Gift and Appreciation in Uncertainty
Stéphanie
I'm not sure I should accept this gift. Why do I deserve a present anyway?
Stephane
Because...for the occasion that you are pretty.
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Perception of Reality in 3-D
Stephane
You can see real life in 3-D.
[Shows 3-D glasses]
Stéphanie
Isn't life already in 3-D?
Stephane
No but, yeah but, come on.
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Memories and Emotions on the Beach
Guy
Were we fighting about something?
Prisca
We were.
Guy
Well... whatever it was, I'm not mad anymore. I can't remember - why did we want to leave this beach? So beautiful... It doesn't matter. It's funny, I forget the word... it's about my feelings for you.
Prisca
I know.
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Appreciating Uniqueness Amidst Boredom
Stéphanie
Why me?
Stephane
Because everyone else is boring. And because you're different. You don't like me, Stéphanie.
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The Struggle Between Randomness and Organization
Stéphanie
Randomness is very difficult to achieve... organization always merges back if you don't pay attention.
Stephane
Death to organization.
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Checking In on Well-Being
Stéphanie
Stephane, wait. Do you feel better?
Stephane
I'm going to work
Stéphanie
I just wanted to know if you're okay.
Stephane
Yeah I'm super fine thanks.
Stéphanie
So I get it, so you dont want to be my friend anymore?
Stephane
No! I don't want to be your friend anymore!I don't want to be your friend anymore! Do I have to nail it on your door? "I don't want to be your friend.
Stéphanie
No you, you can't, you can't stop being my friend. It's not something people can decide.
Stephane
Oh yeah they can. People have an argument and they stop talking to each other.
Stéphanie
Okay then lets have a date or something and we can talk about things if thats whats you want.
Stephane
Whats the point you'll just want me as your friend and then you'll have a really nice boyfriend and that will kill me.
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The Unattainable Nature of Truth
Julio Zapata
Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.
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A Conversation About Hands and Perception
Stephane
It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
Stéphanie
I don't have a penis.
Stephane
But you have a left hand.
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Floating Objects and Fish Reactions
Guy
It floats!
[after throwing his TV into the canal]
Stephane
Yeah, it floats.
Guy
Maybe the fish will enjoy that crap.
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The Nature of Normalcy in Life
Stéphanie
How's your head?
Stephane
It's okay. It's not normal though...
Stéphanie
It's never going to be.
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Packing for Verona Before Departure
Sophie
(to Victor) We're leaving in twelves hours, and you haven't packed for Verona?
Victor
Close your eyes. Close your eyes!
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Inappropriate Comment on Physical Attributes
Stéphanie
I have big hands.
Stephane
That means you have a large penis. ...That was inappropriate.
[embarrassed]
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Timing and Priorities in Life
Victor
This isn't a good time because I'm in the middle of something.
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The Timelessness of Lake Garda
Sophie
So no Lake Garda today?
Victor
Well, Lake Garda's been there for five hundred thousand years.
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