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Gary Houston Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Gary Houston

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Customer Dispute Over TruCoat Services
Irate customer We sat right here in this room and went over this and over this.
Jerry Ya but that TruCoat-
Irate customer I sat right here and said I didn’t want any TruCoat!
Jerry Ya but I’m saying that TruCoat, you don’t get it, you’ll get oxidation problems. Cost ya a heck of a lot more than $500.
Irate customer You’re sitting there, you’re talking in circles, you’re talking like we didn’t go over this already!
Jerry Ya but this TruCoat-
Irate customer We had a deal here for 19.5 ($19,500) you sat there and darned if you didn’t tell me you’d get me this car, these options, without the sealant for 19.5!
Jerry Alright, I’m not sayin’ I didn’t-
Irate customer Ya called me 20 minutes ago, you said you had it ready to make delivery! You said come on down and get it! And here ya are, and you’re wasting my time and my wife’s time. And I’m paying 19.5 for this vehicle here!
Jerry Alright. I’ll talk to my boss. See, they install that TruCoat at the factory, there’s nothing we can do but I’ll talk to my boss.
[''Gets up to leave the room.''; ''Turns to the customer, before leaving'']
Irate customer These guys here, these guys. It’s always the same! It’s always more!
[''After Jerry leaves'']
Jerry You goin to the ] on Sunday?
[''pretending to talk to his "boss"''; [w:Minnesota Golden Gophers men's ice hockey|Gophers]
Salesman Oh you betchya.
Jerry You wouldn't have an extra ticket?
Salesman You kidin'!?
Jerry Well... He never done this before, but seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.
Irate customer 100. You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... fucking liar!
[''Jerry smiles'']
Customer's wife Bucky, please.
Irate customer Where's my goddamn checkbook? Lets get this over with.