Memorable Quotes from Gary Houston
1 quoteCustomer Dispute Over TruCoat Services
Irate customer
We sat right here in this room and went over this and over this.
Jerry
Ya but that TruCoat-
Irate customer
I sat right here and said I didn’t want any TruCoat!
Jerry
Ya but I’m saying that TruCoat, you don’t get it, you’ll get oxidation problems. Cost ya a heck of a lot more than $500.
Irate customer
You’re sitting there, you’re talking in circles, you’re talking like we didn’t go over this already!
Jerry
Ya but this TruCoat-
Irate customer
We had a deal here for 19.5 ($19,500) you sat there and darned if you didn’t tell me you’d get me this car, these options, without the sealant for 19.5!
Jerry
Alright, I’m not sayin’ I didn’t-
Irate customer
Ya called me 20 minutes ago, you said you had it ready to make delivery! You said come on down and get it! And here ya are, and you’re wasting my time and my wife’s time. And I’m paying 19.5 for this vehicle here!
Jerry
Alright. I’ll talk to my boss. See, they install that TruCoat at the factory, there’s nothing we can do but I’ll talk to my boss.
[''Gets up to leave the room.''; ''Turns to the customer, before leaving'']
Irate customer
These guys here, these guys. It’s always the same! It’s always more!
[''After Jerry leaves'']
Jerry
You goin to the ] on Sunday?
[''pretending to talk to his "boss"''; [w:Minnesota Golden Gophers men's ice hockey|Gophers]
Salesman
Oh you betchya.
Jerry
You wouldn't have an extra ticket?
Salesman
You kidin'!?
Jerry
Well... He never done this before, but seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.
Irate customer
100. You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... fucking liar!
[''Jerry smiles'']
Customer's wife
Bucky, please.
Irate customer
Where's my goddamn checkbook? Lets get this over with.
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