Gary Houston

Gary Houston Biography

Gary Houston is an American stage, film and television actor and playwright.

Gary Houston Quotes

Customer Dispute Over TruCoat Services

Irate customer: We sat right here in this room and went over this and over this.

Jerry: Ya but that TruCoat-

Irate customer: I sat right here and said I didn’t want any TruCoat!

Jerry: Ya but I’m saying that TruCoat, you don’t get it, you’ll get oxidation problems. Cost ya a heck of a lot more than $500.

Irate customer: You’re sitting there, you’re talking in circles, you’re talking like we didn’t go over this already!

Jerry: Ya but this TruCoat-

Irate customer: We had a deal here for 19.5 ($19,500) you sat there and darned if you didn’t tell me you’d get me this car, these options, without the sealant for 19.5!

Jerry: Alright, I’m not sayin’ I didn’t-

Irate customer: Ya called me 20 minutes ago, you said you had it ready to make delivery! You said come on down and get it! And here ya are, and you’re wasting my time and my wife’s time. And I’m paying 19.5 for this vehicle here!

Jerry: [''Gets up to leave the room.''; ''Turns to the customer, before leaving''] Alright. I’ll talk to my boss. See, they install that TruCoat at the factory, there’s nothing we can do but I’ll talk to my boss.

Irate customer: [''After Jerry leaves''] These guys here, these guys. It’s always the same! It’s always more!

Jerry: [''pretending to talk to his "boss"''; [w:Minnesota Golden Gophers men's ice hockey|Gophers] You goin to the ] on Sunday?

Salesman: Oh you betchya.

Jerry: You wouldn't have an extra ticket?

Salesman: You kidin'!?

Jerry: Well... He never done this before, but seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

Irate customer: [''Jerry smiles''] 100. You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... fucking liar!

Customer's wife: Bucky, please.

Irate customer: Where's my goddamn checkbook? Lets get this over with.