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Casual Conversation About Preferences and Humor
Sean Smith:
Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: [[W:Smurfette|Smurfette]
Well we gotta find ourselves a ].
Sean Smith:
Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: [gulps beer]
Mmm-hmm . Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Sean Smith: [nods agreement]
Hmm.
Donnie:
Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: [[W:The Smurfs|Smurfs; [W:Papa Smurf|Papa Smurf]
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other ]. Why do you think ] made her? It's because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: [[W:Vanity Smurf|Vanity; [Homosexuality|homosexual]
No, no, no, not ]. I heard he was a ].
Ronald Fisher:
Okay well you know what then, she fucks them while Vanity watches, okay?
Sean Smith:
Well what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get into all the action.
Ronald Fisher: [[W:group sex|gangbang; [Masturbation|beats off]
Yeah. What he does: He films the ], later on...he ] to the tape.
Donnie: [earnestly; [W:Gargamel|Gargamel; [goodness; [W:asexuality|asexual; [Human penis|dick]
First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - ] did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming ] of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are ], th-they don't even have... reproductive organs under those little... white... pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a ]?
Sean Smith: [sighs]
Dammit, Donnie, wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?
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