Memorable Quotes from Gerry Bednob
5 quotesQuestioning Parenthood and Freedom
Mooj
Tell me, when your son is born, is he already on parole?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Unique Prayer for Personal Matters
Mooj
I will pray for your cock.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Frustration and Discontent in Confrontation
Mooj
This is hogshit. You're a fucking asshole to tell me to come here and tell me he was a nice guy didn't you? Well, fuck you people, fuck you, you, you, and you, fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass! Okay!
[points at Andy, Cal and Jay]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Navigating Relationships and Self-Discovery
Delaney
What? ] ain't never had no sex with ] in the ]!
[[w:Han Solo|Han Solo; [w:Princess Leia|Princess Leia; [w:Star Wars|Star War]
Brandon
I will be patient with you. I will be there on your journey. I will be your Sherpa up the mountain...of gayness.
[''To Bobby'']
Mr. Surya
]
[[w:Indian exceptionalism|I hate you ebony and ivory motherfuckers!]
Deacon
] during an Can you believe this shit?! ]
[''After getting covered in Stacey's [[w:feces|feces; [w:anal sex|anal sex scene; [w:Wet and messy fetishism|That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!]
Lester
Don't know what a Dutch rudder...? All right, you grab your dick, then you have someone else work your arm. Here, let me show you. All right, grab my arm. I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm. Now work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Work it up and down. It's like someone else is jerking you off. Okay. There's the double Dutch rudder, which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm, same time. ]. I'm touching my own dick. You're working it, and I'm loving it. It feels good, sir. Try me, come on.
[''To Zack in the kitchen''; [w:homophobia|It's like jerking off together but not gay. We're not touching dicks, each other's dicks anyway]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Dispute Over Customer Service in Electronics Store
Mooj
This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.
[talking to a customer]
Jay
What are you doing? That's my customer.
Mooj
It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended.
Jay
No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.
Mooj
I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.
Jay
Then you gonna give me half the commission.
Mooj
You will receive none of the commission.
Jay
I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!
Mooj
This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about ]? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...
[[Jesse Jackson]
Jay
I'm sick of you poaching my customers.
Mooj
I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit.
Jay
You wanna take this shit outside? Just take it outside and squash it?
Mooj
Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can't return it until it has spilled blood.
Jay
Look, listen to me. You are fucking with the wrong nigga.
Mooj
Hey! You're fucking with the wrong ], okay?
[[w:Anti-Arab racism|sandnigger]
Jay
Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban!
Mooj
Turban now? Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, ]? You want a ]?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? ], okay?! Okay?!
[[w:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|do you want a Slurpee; [w:Slurpee|Slurpee; [w:New York accent|My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent]
Jay
All right, man, calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?
Mooj
If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.
Jay
Cool, man. All right, pops.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.