Jason Mewes Biography
Jason Mewes (born June 12, 1974) is an American actor and comedian best known for portraying Jay, one-half of the duo Jay and Silent Bob, in Kevin Smith’s View Askewniverse films. Since his debut in Clerks (1994), he has appeared in numerous films, television shows, and podcasts, building a cult following through his long-running collaboration with Smith.
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Jason Mewes Quotes
Debate on Robots and Beliefs
Randal: [[w:Transformers|The Transformers]
Dude, ] sucked.
Elias: [[w:Kevin Smith's unrealized projects#Danger Ranger and the Danger Rangers|Ranger Danger]
Oh, no they didn't. They were more than meets the eye. They could beat the pants off ] any day.
Randal: [[w:Television|TV; [w:Christian fundamentalism|'cause you're all Christian and shit]
Yeah, I'll lose sleep wondering whether you're right about that or not. Thought you weren't allowed to watch a lot of ] in your house ].
Elias: [[w:Blasphemy|a slight against God]
Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines and it's not ].
Randal:
Dude, the Transformers were a total slight against God, in as much as God sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay Him back was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.
Elias: [''Pause''; [w:Creationism|Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God]
Nice shot. Well, see... ạt Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. ], Randal!
Randal: [[w:Satanism|They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One; ''Voice deepens, walks slowly towards Elias'']
No sir. They are not a gift from God. ].
Elias: [''Reaches for head phones trying to ignore Randal'']
I really don't wanna hear this, Randal.
Randal: [[w:abortion|abortions]
The first of the fallen. The spoiler of virgins. The MASTER of ]!.
Elias: [''Puts on the head phones'']
You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal!
Randal: [''Grabbing drive-thru microphone and singing'']
Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma! Grandma!
Jay: [''Shows up in window'']
Grandma what was it like?! To be on that holiday site!
Randal:
Late that night--
Jay:
I awoke from my sleep! Hearing!
Jay & Randal: [''Pushing Elias back and forth between Randal and Jay'']
Unknown! Voices! Laughing insane!
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