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Car Order Mix-Up in Vacation Adventure
Rusty:
Dad, this is not the car you ordered.
Clark:
Take it easy, Russ. See, Ed, uh... this is not the car I ordered. I distinctly ordered the, uh, Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. and the optional rally fun pack.
Ed:
You didn't order the, uh, Metallic Pea?
Clark:
Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue! The Sports Wagon! This isn't even the right model!
Ed: [to Clark]
You know, I think you're right. I don't think this is the car. This is the new Wagon Queen Family Truckster. This is a... this is a damn fine automobile, if you want my honest opinion. Beats the hell out of the Sports Wagon, but... I want to make you happy, huh? Davenport! I'll get to the bottom of this.
Davenport:
Yes, Mr. Ed.
Ed:
Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sports Wagon. Where is it?
Davenport: [walks away]
I don't know, sir.
Ed:
I know what must have happened. It didn't come in.
Clark:
Ed, I'm not your ordinary everyday fool, okay? Now I'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon right now, and if you can't get it for me, I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. Where's my old car?
Ed: [to Clark]
I'm just as upset as you are, believe me. Davenport! Get Mr. Griswold's car back and bring it back here! I can get you the wagon, there's no problem there. The problem is, it might take six weeks. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold, that if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross-country, this is the automobile you should be using, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait til you drive it.
Clark:
I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay? I'm not falling for this bit. No way. Let's go, Russ.
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