Look Who's Talking Too - Remember to Breathe During a Crisis
Joey:
Jump up and down. And don't forget to breathe! That's what they say when they have a heart attack, "Oh, I forgot to breathe!
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Problem Child - Debate on Junior's Alleged Misdeeds
Mr. Peabody:
Will you all please quiet down? Be quiet! Ladies, please, can you quiet down? Can you quiet down? Can you act like nuns?! Okay, now, there is absolutely no proof that Junior was in any way connected with today's tragedy.
Sister:
Who needs proof? He's evil!
Sister:
Look what he did in art class. Skeletons!
Sister:
Headless corpses!
Sister:
Monsters devouring human flesh!
Mr. Peabody:
All right, look! I don't claim to be some kind of brilliant psychologist. I'm not. All I'm saying is maybe all the child needs is to be loved.
Mother Superior:
Let's cut the crap, Mr. Peabody! Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns.
Mr. Peabody:
No, no, please, don't hyperventilate. Just take a deep breath and relax. The only way we can straighten this out is by hearing what Junior has to say about it.
Junior:
I'm sorry, sisters. Please, please don't make me lift those heavy stones and please don't make me scrub those dirty toilets. I just wanna be a good boy. I promise!
Mr. Peabody:
You see that? He said he's sorry.
Junior:
Please, give me another chance. I just want to learn my lessons and do my studies so I can be smart and become a priest!
Mr. Peabody:
There, you see that? A priest! It's like a nun with a jacket. It's a boy nun! He wants to be a boy nun. Let me tell you something. It takes a big man to admit his mistakes, and there is a big man! It is in the opinion of myself and my agency of which I represent that Junior will not be removed from this orphanage.
Junior:
Removed? What do you mean, removed?
Mr. Peabody:
Oh, don't worry about it, Junior. You see, the nuns just made a suggestion that you'd might be happier outside of the orphanage. What's so funny?
Junior:
You are, you stupid dick!
Sister:
You see? He's wicked!
Mr. Peabody:
You're saying that you'd rather not be in the orphanage, are you?
Junior:
D'oi! Think much, pea-brain? I want out!
Mother Superior:
You see, Mr. Peabody? The child's incorrigible!
Junior:
I'm what? Why don't you speak English, lady?
Mr. Peabody:
Maybe...
Junior:
Maybe...
Mr. Peabody:
What the child is trying to say is that...
Junior:
Maybe if I shrug my shoulders and move around my hands like this, people will think I know what I'm talking about.
Mr. Peabody:
It's obvious that the kid is unbalanced. I knew that from the start. I was playing devil's advocate. Devil, you know... Anyway, on behalf of myself and the agency, this child is going to be removed from this orphanage as soon as possible!
Junior:
Well, hurry the hell up! I'm not getting any younger!
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Beverly Hills Cop II - Unpaid Tickets Lead to Arrest Warrant
Sidney Bernstein:
Oh, oh, oh. Come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.
Foley:
Sir, we're with the Beverly Hills Police Department. Are you Mr. Sidney Bernstein?
Sidney Bernstein:
Yes. Lucky guess.
Foley:
Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, we have a warrant for your arrest.
Sidney Bernstein:
25? What 25?
Foley:
You have 25 unpaid parking tickets, sir.
Sidney Bernstein:
I-I pay my tickets. I pay - I pay all my tickets.
Foley:
Sir, do you own a Black Mercedes-Benz, License Plates number CRL-507?
Sidney Bernstein:
507? That's my wife's car! That's not my car! That's my-
Foley:
You have 25 unpaid parking tickets.
Sidney Bernstein: [picks up phone; yells; puts phone down]
I mean, it's under my name, but it's my wife's car! No! No! No! BITCH!
Foley: [to Taggart & Rosewood]
Your tickets have not been paid, that means you're liable. Can you cuff Mr. Bernstein, please?
Sidney Bernstein:
Cuff me? There are people out there with chainsaws, you're cuffing me!
Foley:
Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, and it's your car. So, we have to take you in.
Sidney Bernstein:
Wait a second, I've got an idea. Is there something that I have in this office that I could hand to you, and that would make you kind of forget that you're holding those, uh, little pink tickets there?
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