Naked - Beauty in Quirkiness
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George of the Jungle - Managing Anger in Unlikely Situations
Ape:
I'm hungry.
Thor:
Oh, shut up! You've been yakkin for two days straight, and I'm getting mad enough to...
Ape:
You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?
Max:
Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape.
Ape:
That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance.
Max:
Give him a banana, Thor. Won't be long now.
Thor:
That's what you said yesterday. This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere!
Max: [realizes something]
The sign at the trail head said, "Shortcut to Ape River". Now, why would it say "shortcut" if it wasn't a-- Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake. A decoy trail.
Ape:
Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the treehouse.
Thor:
Ohhh! Oh, I knew we was lost!
Max:
Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just trying to trick us, lead us off the shortcut so we take twice as long on the regular trail.
Thor:
We're already taking twice as long!
Max:
Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of you?
Thor:
What?
Ape:
Du-u-u-uh!
Max:
Let's go. If he tells us the shortcut leads to the treehouse, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.
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George of the Jungle - Choosing the Right Ape in the Game
Thor: [[w:Las Vegas|(Las) Vegas]
There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to ]?
Ape:
Checkmate!
Max: [[chess]
The one who's playing ]!
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George of the Jungle - The Plan to Steal a Talking Ape
Thor:
No, Max. Forget about it. I do not want to listen to anymore of your ideas.
Max:
You'll like this one. We're gonna steal Georgie-Boy's talking ape.
Thor:
You mean, back up the mountain?
Max:
Thor, that ape is our ticket out of poaching and into show business. Think about it. We got a talking ape. What do Sigfried and Roy have?
Thor:
Sequins?
Max:
Exactly. Get ready for room service, mate, and girls. We're getting our ape and going to Vegas. By next weekend, we'll be headlining at the Tropicana. Nobody is gonna stop us.
Thor:
Right. George of the Jungle must be halfway to Frisco by now.
Narrator:
Ah, but the plotting poachers were only half-correct, for at that very moment, our handsome hero was all the way to San Francisco.
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George of the Jungle - Talking Monkey Surprises Characters in Jungle
Ape:
Run, Shep! Run for your life!
Max:
Did that monkey just speak?
Thor:
That monkey just spoke.
Ursula Stanhope:
I knew it.
Lyle:
He talked.
Max: [to Thor]
Shoot it now.
Ape: [turns and notices Max and Thor]
Hmm?
Max: [lowers Thor's rifle]
With the tranquilizer gun, idiot. The ape's worth a fortune.
George: [runs towards Ape]
NOOOOOOOO!
Lyle Van de Groot: [Aims his handgun at George; in slow motion, Lyle inaudibly yells, "I mean it!" before he shoots George]
Stop, or I'll shoot!
Ape:
NOOOOOOOO!
Lyle Van de Groot:
NOOOOOOOO!
Ursula: [fade to white]
GEOOOOOOOORGE!
Narrator: [[hero]
Whew! Okay, kids, let's settle down and review the important information. Lyle is a big doofus. Poor George was really shot, but can't die because, let's face it, he's the ].
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George of the Jungle - Concern Over Abandonment on a Rough Trail
Lyle:
Ursula! Gosh, this trail's really rough.
N'Dugo: [Swahili; mocking Lyle; Swahili; he and his men start going in another direction]
Drop him! You're not his donkey. "Ursula! Ursula!" Next cliff we pass, he's history.
Lyle:
Hey, come back here.
Max:
They're not abandoning us, are they?
Kwame:
They are threatening.
Lyle:
If you don't mind, Kwame, I have a knack for getting the most out of my employees. Do you mind if I address the porters?
Kwame:
They only speak Swahili.
Lyle:
Well, I just happen to have a Swahili phrase book.
Kwame:
Be my guest.
Lyle: [Swahili; The porters laugh. Lyle speaks English]
Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But, if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams, we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning. I think our troubles are over.
Max:
Tell them I'll pay 50 zamoles a man if they'll help me capture the White Ape and bring him back alive.
Lyle:
Alive? After he...uh...well, he pulled Ursula's scrunchy off. We know that much.
Max:
50 zamoles a man. What do you say?
Kwame:
They only speak Swahili.
N'Dugo: [in English]
100 zamoles a man and you got a deal.
Lyle: [shocked]
Hey, wait a second.
Max: [acceptingly]
Done.
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George of the Jungle - Advice on Jungle Attire and Comfort
Thor:
I'm chafing, Max. I'm chafing big-time.
Max:
Didn't I tell you not to wear twenty pounds of black leather in the jungle? Didn't I tell you? Cotton, I said. Cotton breathes.
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