Memorable Quotes from Greg Goossen
1 quoteFrustration Over Past Glory and Current Performance
Jack Elliot
I don't believe this. I'm a World Series MVP!
Skip
That was four years ago, Jack.
Trey
You hit .235 last season.
Elliot
Last season? I led this club in 9th-inning doubles in the month of August! Screw it man, I don't wanna play where I'm not wanted here. What are my choices? I'm ready.
[throws off his cap]
Skip
There aren't exactly choices, Jack. We only had one taker so we... took.
[clears throat]
Trey
We called everyone, Jack, Canada...
Elliot
No, not Canada!
Skip
It goes without saying.
[as Elliot talks]
Elliot
I ain't paying those taxes!
Trey
It's not Canada.
[laughs]
Elliot
Not ]... No! Say it's not Cleveland!
[[w:Cleveland Indians|Cleveland]
Trey
Not Cleveland.
[looks at Skip]
Skip
We got a call from a manager in...
[clears throat]
Elliot
What?
Skip
...Japan.
Elliot
Japan?
Skip
Yes, the uh... chu-chey? chu?
Elliot
Hey.. Forget it!
Skip
Chunichi.
Elliot
No. I'm a Major Leaguer! There's no way I'm gonna play in Japan!
Skip
If you wanna play this season Jack, you're a Chunichi Dragon.
Elliot
A ]?
[[w:Chunichi Dragons|Chunichi Dragon]
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