Memorable Quotes from Hamilton von Watts
3 quotesFrustration Over Good Burger's Success
Kurt
Unbelievable. Two days ago, we had Good Burger CRUSHED! Now look at them.
[upon seeing Good Burger becoming a huge success]
Troy
I think it's the sauce, boss.
[eating a Good Burger]
Kurt
DUH! I know that! You think Kurt's stupid?
[walks over to Troy, and headbutts him; to Griffin]
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Perceptions of Attractiveness and Profession
Laurent
See that girl at the bar? She is a whore.
[''points to a woman who is groping a man'']
Varla
How can you tell?
Laurent
Whores are sexy. Know why?
Varla
Because it's their job?
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Luxury Cars and Their Unique Needs
Laurent
My apologies for being so bold but ... when I see the best, I have to have it.
Varla
Well you know, a Maserati needs much more pampering than a Toyota.
Laurent
This is not a problem if the Maserati will take its driver where he wants to go.
Varla
Maseratis don't do anal!
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