Girls Will Be Girls - Perceptions of Attractiveness and Profession
Laurent: [''points to a woman who is groping a man'']
See that girl at the bar? She is a whore.
Varla:
How can you tell?
Laurent:
Whores are sexy. Know why?
Varla:
Because it's their job?
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Girls Will Be Girls - Luxury Cars and Their Unique Needs
Laurent:
My apologies for being so bold but ... when I see the best, I have to have it.
Varla:
Well you know, a Maserati needs much more pampering than a Toyota.
Laurent:
This is not a problem if the Maserati will take its driver where he wants to go.
Varla:
Maseratis don't do anal!
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Good Burger - Frustration Over Good Burger's Success
Kurt: [upon seeing Good Burger becoming a huge success]
Unbelievable. Two days ago, we had Good Burger CRUSHED! Now look at them.
Troy: [eating a Good Burger]
I think it's the sauce, boss.
Kurt: [walks over to Troy, and headbutts him; to Griffin]
DUH! I know that! You think Kurt's stupid?
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