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About
Nothing stirs up the competitive spirit in haggard Hollywood has-been Evie Harris like having to share a house with a younger actress like Varla. Especially since Varla happens to be the daughter of Evie's now-deceased rival! But even as their saner roommate, Coco, attempts to keep the peace, Evie's jealousy over Varla's burgeoning infomercial career is about to explode... in the most spectacular, showstopping way possible!
Theatrical
Jul 5, 2003
Box Office
$148K
DVD / Blu-ray
Mar 16, 2004
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Music
Studio
SRO Pictures
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Cast
Full credits →J
Jack Plotnick
Evie
M
Miss Coco Peru
Coco
V
Varla Jean Merman
Varla / Marla
E
Eric Stonestreet
Dr. Benson
S
Sam Pancake
Brad
D
Dana Gould
Jeff
H
Hamilton von Watts
Laurent
C
Chad Lindsey
Dr. Perfect
M
Michael Stoyanov
Michael
D
Dennis Hensley
Speci-mercial Director
M
Mark Cirillo
Diner Waiter
L
Lurie Poston
Young Varla
Quotes
See all →Aging and Self-Perception Among Friends
Stevie
Mom, no one will hire you!
Evie
Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.
Coco
Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Effects of Morphine in Everyday Life
Coco
Evie, have you ever been on morphine?
Evie
Once, when I had my eyes done. Then every day for 10 years after that.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
