Superstar - Unexpected Conversations About Family Tragedies
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
So what really happened to your parents?
Slater:
They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
That happens a lot.
Father Ritley:
Mary Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass.
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Freddy Got Fingered - Confusion Over Breakfast Meats
Darren:
What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?
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Freddy Got Fingered - Comment on a unique personality
Darren: [''observing Gordy's drawings of his dad'']
Oh yeah, he's a real character!
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Freddy Got Fingered - Warning Against Rubbing Mr. Lee
Darren:
Don't rub on Mr. Lee!
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