Memorable Quotes from Harland Williams
4 quotesUnexpected Conversations About Family Tragedies
Mary Katherine Gallagher
So what really happened to your parents?
Slater
They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
Mary Katherine Gallagher
That happens a lot.
Father Ritley
Mary Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher
I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass.
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Warning Against Rubbing Mr. Lee
Darren
Don't rub on Mr. Lee!
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Confusion Over Breakfast Meats
Darren
What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?
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Comment on a unique personality
Darren
Oh yeah, he's a real character!
[''observing Gordy's drawings of his dad'']
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