Harland Williams Biography
Harland Reesor Williams (born November 14, 1962) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, singer, author, artist, musician, and radio personality. Description above from the Wikipedia article Harland Williams , licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Harland Williams Movies
Harland Williams TV Shows
Harland Williams Quotes
Unexpected Conversations About Family Tragedies
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
So what really happened to your parents?
Slater:
They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
That happens a lot.
Father Ritley:
Mary Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass.
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Confusion Over Breakfast Meats
Darren:
What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?
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