The Big Store - Missing Kids in a Busy Store
Wolf J. Flywheel:
Hey, what's the difficulty here?
Guiseppi:
Look, I no get excited like-a my wife; but, I come in here with twelve-a kids and now there only six. What happened my six kids?
Wolf J. Flywheel:
What are their draft numbers?
Guiseppi:
Look-a there only six-a kids and I know I gotta twelve-a kids!
Wolf J. Flywheel:
Twelve kids, eh? How much you make a week?
Guiseppi:
Eh, eh, twenty-five dollars.
Wolf J. Flywheel:
You can't afford to have twelve kids!
Guiseppi:
No tell me what I can ford! The only thing I know-a is, I gotta twelve-a kids and now there only six!
Wolf J. Flywheel:
My good man, statistics prove it costs five dollars a week to provide for a child. Twelve times five is sixty dollars. You only make twenty-five dollars a week! It's economically impossible for you to have twelve children!
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The Big Store - Curiosity About Hobbies and Furniture
Wolf J. Flywheel: [lying in a bed in The Big Store, when Guiseppi, his wife, and their 12 children surround the bed.]
What other hobbies have you got?
Guiseppi:
Eh, we like-a to see something different in a bed.
Wolf J. Flywheel:
You would? Just press that button over by the davenport.
Guiseppi:
Where is the davenport?
Wolf J. Flywheel:
It's in Iowa.
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