Henry Armetta Biography
Henry Armetta (born Enrico Armetta, July 4, 1888 – October 21, 1945) was an Italian-born American character actor who appeared in at least 150 American films, starting in silents around 1915 to 1946, when his last film was released posthumously. From Wikipedia.
Henry Armetta Movies
Henry Armetta Quotes
Missing Kids in a Busy Store
Wolf J. Flywheel:
Hey, what's the difficulty here?
Guiseppi:
Look, I no get excited like-a my wife; but, I come in here with twelve-a kids and now there only six. What happened my six kids?
Wolf J. Flywheel:
What are their draft numbers?
Guiseppi:
Look-a there only six-a kids and I know I gotta twelve-a kids!
Wolf J. Flywheel:
Twelve kids, eh? How much you make a week?
Guiseppi:
Eh, eh, twenty-five dollars.
Wolf J. Flywheel:
You can't afford to have twelve kids!
Guiseppi:
No tell me what I can ford! The only thing I know-a is, I gotta twelve-a kids and now there only six!
Wolf J. Flywheel:
My good man, statistics prove it costs five dollars a week to provide for a child. Twelve times five is sixty dollars. You only make twenty-five dollars a week! It's economically impossible for you to have twelve children!
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