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Hillary Wolf Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Hillary Wolf

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Home Alone
Family Dynamics in a Crisis Situation
Kevin I made my family disappear!
[has a flashback to what his family told him the night before]
Megan Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents.
Buzz Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff Kevin, you are such a disease!
Kate There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kevin I made my family disappear.
[smiles, to himself]
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Vacation Preparations and Concerns Among Family Members
Frank Where are my golf balls?
Tracy Anyone seen my sun block?
Sondra What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block?
Megan I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.
Buzz Great, Now, you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.
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Home Alone
Struggles with Packing a Suitcase
Kevin I don't know how to pack a suitcase. I've never done it once in my whole life!
Jeff Tough.
Kevin That's what Megan said.
Megan What did I say?
Jeff You told Kevin "Tough".
Megan The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do, shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
Kevin I'm not an idiot!
Megan Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you.
Jeff She's right, Kev.
Kevin Excuse me, puke-breath, I'm a lot smaller than you! I don't know how to pack a suitcase!
Linnie Hey, I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff.
Jeff Shut up, Linnie.
Kevin You know what I should pack?
Jeff Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.
Linnie Listen, Kev, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".
Kevin What?
Jeff Bombs away!
[throws his bag down the stairs which lands at Harry's feet]
Linnie P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he's gonna wet the bed.
Kevin This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
[jumps up and down in frustration as Harry looks up at him]
Rod Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?
[taps on the spider's tank]
Buzz He just ate a load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple weeks. Is it true French babes don't shave their pits?
Rod Some don't.
Buzz But they got nude beaches.
Rod Not in the winter.
Kevin Buzz?
Buzz Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
Kevin Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! Check it out. Old man Marley.
Rod Who's he?
Buzz You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer?
Rod No.
Buzz That's him. Back in 58, he murdered his whole family and half the people on this block... with a snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since.
Rod If he's the shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him?
Buzz Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. But everyone around here knows he did it. It'll just be a matter of time... before he does it again.
Rod What's he doing now?
Buzz He walks up and down the streets every night... salting the sidewalks.
Rod Maybe he's just trying to be nice.
Buzz No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies into mummies.
Kevin Mummies!
[whispering]
Buzz Yeow! Look out!
[as Marley spots them, he quickly closes the curtains]
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Repetitive Request for Kevin's Item
Peter This Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
Kate Give this... Give this to Kevin.
[tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off; she passes it to Leslie instead]
Leslie Give this to Kevin.
Tracy Give this to Kevin.
Linnie Kevin.
Buzz Give this to Kevin.
Rod Give this to Kevin.
Sondra Give this to Kevin.
Megan Give this to Kevin.
Jeff Give this to Kevin.
Brooke Give this to Kevin.
Fuller Here you go, Kevin. Kevin's not here.
[notices elderly couple standing next to him instead of Kevin; passes bag up the line]
Brooke Kevin's not here.
Jeff Kevin's not here.
Megan Kevin's not here.
Sondra Kevin's not here.
Rod Kevin's not here.
[passes bag to Linnie, skipping Buzz]
Linnie Kevin's not here.
Tracy Kevin's not here.
Leslie Kevin's not here.
[passes bag to Kate, skipping Frank]
Kate Kevin's not here.
[gives bag to Peter]
Peter What?!
[incredulously]
Kate KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
[laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm; faints]
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Home Alone
Frustration Over Family Separation
Megan This is so pointless.
Buzz What?
Megan We're here rotting in this apartment, Kevin's at home, Mom's at the airport.
Buzz So?
Megan You're not at all worried about Kevin?
Buzz Why should I be? He's acted like a jerk one too many times, and now he caught it in the butt.
Megan He's so little and helpless. Don't you think he's flipped out?
Buzz The trout can use a couple of days in the real world.
Megan You're not worried that something might happen to him?
Buzz No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we have smoke detectors. And D, we live in the most boring street in the whole United States of America where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
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