Holmes Osborne Biography
Holmes Osborne (born November 7, 1947) is an American character actor who has worked in film and television, including notable roles in That Thing You Do! (1996), Donnie Darko (2001) and Southland Tales (2007).
Holmes Osborne Movies
Holmes Osborne Quotes
Desperate Choices in a Crisis
Roland Taverner:
We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.
Roland Taverner:
Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?
Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer]
The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.
Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer]
If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!
Zora Carmichaels:
You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.
Zora Carmichaels:
Let's dry our tears and face our fears.
Fortunio Balducci:
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
Veronica Mung:
Just cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!
Serpentine:
Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.
Senator Bobby Frost:
Did I just see two cars porking each other?
Senator Bobby Frost:
Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...
Dr. Inga Von Westphalen:
Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.
Announcer on PA:
Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
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