Gremlins - The Responsibility of Owning a Mogwai
Randall Peltzer:
Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the Mogwai.
Mr. Wing:
Sold". An interesting choice of words. You have taught Mogwai to watch television?! I warned you - with Mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen! And you see what happens?
Randall Peltzer:
Hey, look, I didn't mean it.
Mr. Wing:
You deal with Mogwai just like your society deals with all of nature's gifts! You do not understand! You are not ready.
Mr. Wing:
He has something to say to you.
Billy Peltzer:
You mean you understand what he's saying?
Mr. Wing:
To hear, one has only to listen.
Gizmo:
Bye, Billy!
Mr. Wing: [to Billy, smiling]
Perhaps one day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai will be waiting.
Randall Peltzer:
Sir, before you go, I want you to know I am truly sorry for all this. I want to offer you this. There's one. There's one other one but it's an invention of mine.
Mr. Wing:
Ah, smokeless ashtray.
Randall Peltzer:
How did you know?
Mr. Wing:
Man at gas station try to sell me. Latest word in technology. Very generous of you. I'm sure it will come in handy.
Gizmo:
Bye bye, bark bark woof woof.
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Gremlins - Bathroom Buddy Demonstration and Miscommunication
Randall Peltzer: [produces a shaver]
Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch Voila! What do you think?
Billy Peltzer:
That's pretty neat. What does this button do?
Randall Peltzer:
No, don't touch it!
Billy Peltzer:
Sorry dad.
Randall Peltzer:
No, it's okay.
Billy Peltzer:
No, I'm really sorry.
Randall Peltzer:
It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.
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Gremlins - Desire for the Unavailable Gremlin
Randall Peltzer: [after seeing the Mogwai]
I've got to have him! He's incredible. I'll give you $100 for it.
Mr. Wing:
No.
Randall Peltzer:
Look, I've got to have it. It's a present for my son for Christmas. It's exactly what I've been looking for and I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200 for it. That's $200!
Mr. Wing:
I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.
Randall Peltzer:
I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale.
Chinese Boy:
Grandfather!
Mr. Wing:
With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price.
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Gremlins - The Possibility of Hidden Gremlins
Randall Peltzer: [last lines; narrating]
Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. Cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.
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Gremlins - Unexpected Encounter with the Unknown
Randall Peltzer: [seeing a dying Stripe]
What the hell is that?!
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