Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Sixth Sense vs. Dime Preference
Buford T. Justice:
That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.
Junior:
I'd rather have a dime.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Humor in Family Dynamics and Identity
Junior:
Daddy, my face is all white.
Buford T. Justice:
Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Sheriff's Reluctance to Disrobe in Nudist Scenario
Nudist Female:
If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
Buford T. Justice:
I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.
Nudists:
Awwwww.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - A Father's Endearing Term for His Son
Junior:
Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
Buford T. Justice:
Son, you'll always be my tick turd.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - A Clash of Wits and Humor
Little Enos:
I'd like to kick your ass.
Buford T. Justice:
You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Sheriff Reflects on Past Experiences
Buford T. Justice: [''sees the girl's breasts'']
Oof!
Girl at Picnic:
What's wrong, Sheriff?
Buford T. Justice:
I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Caught in a Figurative Situation
Buford T. Justice:
I gotcha!
The Real Bandit:
Hello, Buford. Well, you caught me with my pants down.
Buford T. Justice:
I did?
The Real Bandit:
That's a…figure of speech.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Buford T. Justice Expresses Frustration
Buford T. Justice: [''yelling at Junior'']
Will you get away from me, you shit?
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Buford T. Justice's Unyielding Determination
Buford T. Justice:
I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Nostalgia for Simpler Times in Comedy
Buford T. Justice:
Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - A Loveable Character with Flaws
Buford T. Justice: [''talking about Junior'']
He's dumb…but a loveable shit.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Buford T. Justice on Retirement Discontent
Buford T. Justice:
Junior, retirement is cat shit.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Pursuing the Target Relentlessly
Buford T. Justice:
Follow that sum bitch.
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Smokey and the Bandit - Confrontation and Acceptance of Boundaries
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity]
Apology accepted. Now, fuck off.
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Smokey and the Bandit - Sheriff's Frustration with Inefficiency
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: [Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock]
You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!
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Smokey and the Bandit - Disrespect for the Law Explained
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: [After trying to pass Snowman and being pit maneuvered]
What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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Smokey and the Bandit - Sheriff Justice Warns of Incoming Trouble
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: [On the CB radio, hailing the Bandit]
You got trouble comin'. My handle is Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin yo ass right now!
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Smokey and the Bandit - Authority and Insults in Small-Town Life
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: [Junior starts to say something]
She insulted my town! She insulted my son! Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin around with those show-folk fags! I can see her now... runnin back up that aisle. No, she was dancin back up the aisle. Her knockers bouncin all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin too!
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Smokey and the Bandit - Sheriff Justice's Warning to the Boys
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car - might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it.
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The Hustler - The Essence of the Game
Eddie:
Well, you don't leave much when you miss, do ya, Fat Man?
Minnesota Fats:
That's what the game's all about.
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