The Jerk - Excitement About Nothing and Self-Importance
Harry Hartounian:
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson:
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73: Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity — your name in print — that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Madman: [thumbing through phone book at home]
Johnson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard.
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The Jerk - Misunderstandings About Employment and Payment
Harry Hartounian:
Boy, get to work in there!
Navin R. Johnson:
But sir, I don't even work here.
Harry:
Not even for a dollar ten an hour?
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Caddyshack II - Naming an Unusual Club
Chandler Young:
Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian:
Twelve gauge.
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Caddyshack II - A Conversation on Names and Identity
Chandler Young:
I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian:
Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young:
And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian:
Hartounian!
Chandler Young:
What is your background?
Jack Hartounian:
My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young:
That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian:
Oh, she was a big woman.
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Caddyshack II - Embracing Risk with Insurance
Jack Hartounian: [to one of his workers]
Take chances. I'm insured.
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