Jackie Mason Biography
Jackie Mason (born Yacov Moshe Maza; Yiddish: יעקב משה מזא"ה) was an American stand-up comedian and actor.
Jackie Mason Movies
Jackie Mason TV Shows
Jackie Mason Quotes
Excitement About Nothing and Self-Importance
Harry Hartounian:
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson:
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73: Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity — your name in print — that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Madman: [thumbing through phone book at home]
Johnson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard.
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Misunderstandings About Employment and Payment
Harry Hartounian:
Boy, get to work in there!
Navin R. Johnson:
But sir, I don't even work here.
Harry:
Not even for a dollar ten an hour?
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