Memorable Quotes from Jackie Richardson
1 quoteAn Onion and a Squash Encounter
Janie
She made an onion.
Harriet
Tell me about it.
Janie
You, my dear, are a great big squash.
Harriet
I'd like to squash her.
Janie
I've got something better. Come here.
Janie
Smell this.
Harriet
Ugh! What is this?
Janie
You like it? Wait, I mean you hate it.
Harriet
It's like something just crawled up my nose and then died.
Janie
Excellent. It's a sulfur-based alkaloid. I want it to chemically fuse with combustibles.
Harriet
And, in English, that would mean...
Janie
Stink bomb.
Harriet
Stink bomb
Janie
We tape it to the school air ducts, attach it to a timer, and five minutes before the school play starts..... BOOOOOSH! Empty Auditorium.
Janie's mom
Hey.... what are you girls doing?
Janie
Nothing.
Harriet
Nothing.
Janie's mom
Are you getting ready for your big stage debut.
Harriet
Actually, Mrs. Gibbs. Janie and I were discussing about the school play. Right, Janie?
Janie
Yeah, we're really looking forward to it.
Janie's mom
Good. Good. That's good. (Spotted something in front of her) Uh, Janie, what is this supposed to be?
Janie
No, mom! Don't touch it!
Janie's mom
Oh, WHAT?! Janie!
Janie
It's an experiment with mold!
Janie's mother
Oh! Janie! That's where my Veronica's Closet bra went to... huh? You know, I'm sick to death of this mad scientist baloney! Look at this! Look at this! Girl, we got to talk. I don't know what I'm gonna do with you, but we need to talk!
Harriet
Some of Janie's experiments really creep me out. I wonder if she'll grow up to be a-billion IQ genius, or a total nutcase.
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