Jackie Richardson Biography
Jackie Richardson CM (born January 4, 1947) is a Canadian singer and actress. She is known for her screen roles in Turning to Stone, The Gospel According to the Blues, The Doodlebops, and Sins of the Father. She is also known for her appearance on the YTV show Catwalk where she played the grandmother to Atlas.
Jackie Richardson Movies
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Jackie Richardson Quotes
An Onion and a Squash Encounter
Janie:
She made an onion.
Harriet:
Tell me about it.
Janie:
You, my dear, are a great big squash.
Harriet:
I'd like to squash her.
Janie:
I've got something better. Come here.
Janie:
Smell this.
Harriet:
Ugh! What is this?
Janie:
You like it? Wait, I mean you hate it.
Harriet:
It's like something just crawled up my nose and then died.
Janie:
Excellent. It's a sulfur-based alkaloid. I want it to chemically fuse with combustibles.
Harriet:
And, in English, that would mean...
Janie:
Stink bomb.
Harriet:
Stink bomb
Janie:
We tape it to the school air ducts, attach it to a timer, and five minutes before the school play starts..... BOOOOOSH! Empty Auditorium.
Janie's mom:
Hey.... what are you girls doing?
Janie:
Nothing.
Harriet:
Nothing.
Janie's mom:
Are you getting ready for your big stage debut.
Harriet:
Actually, Mrs. Gibbs. Janie and I were discussing about the school play. Right, Janie?
Janie:
Yeah, we're really looking forward to it.
Janie's mom:
Good. Good. That's good. (Spotted something in front of her) Uh, Janie, what is this supposed to be?
Janie:
No, mom! Don't touch it!
Janie's mom:
Oh, WHAT?! Janie!
Janie:
It's an experiment with mold!
Janie's mother:
Oh! Janie! That's where my Veronica's Closet bra went to... huh? You know, I'm sick to death of this mad scientist baloney! Look at this! Look at this! Girl, we got to talk. I don't know what I'm gonna do with you, but we need to talk!
Harriet:
Some of Janie's experiments really creep me out. I wonder if she'll grow up to be a-billion IQ genius, or a total nutcase.
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