Memorable Quotes from Jackie Sandler
1 quoteCuriosity About Scuba Steve's Flippers
Sonny
What's this guy's name?
Julian
Scuba Steve.
Sonny
I like his flippers. Does he ever take them off?
Julian
No.
Sonny
How about when he goes bowling? They don't make him wear bowling shoes, let him wear the flippers?
Julian
Yes.
Sonny
Really?
Nazo
I had a doll like that one time. But, my cat, he bite its head off.
Julian
What kind of cat would do that?
[confused]
Nazo
You calling me a liar?!
[turning confrontational]
Sonny
Hey! Take it easy. Anyways, Monday Night Football's tonight, the Jets are playing. We're gonna go to the Blarney Stone. You wannna come with us?
[to Nazo]
Nazo
I have more deliveries on the bicycle.
Sonny
Well, maybe you could finish that piece of turkey on your lip. There ya go.
[Nazo finds a piece of his turkey sandwich stuck to his lip and eats it; laughs]
Sonny
Yeah! Let's crank up the Styx!
Mr. Hurley
No music during the game.
Sonny
It’s halftime. Relax, Mr. Hurley.
Mr. Hurley
God damn Jets.
Waitress
What are you doing in here, cutie?
[walks by and notices Julian]
Julian
Watching football.
Waitress
Who do you want to win?
Julian
The god damn Jets.
Waitress
Have fun.
[laughs]
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