Jackie Sandler Biography
Jacqueline Sandler (born September 24, 1974) is a model and actress, known for her supporting roles in numerous films with her husband Adam Sandler.
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Jackie Sandler Quotes
Curiosity About Scuba Steve's Flippers
Sonny:
What's this guy's name?
Julian:
Scuba Steve.
Sonny:
I like his flippers. Does he ever take them off?
Julian:
No.
Sonny:
How about when he goes bowling? They don't make him wear bowling shoes, let him wear the flippers?
Julian:
Yes.
Sonny:
Really?
Nazo:
I had a doll like that one time. But, my cat, he bite its head off.
Julian: [confused]
What kind of cat would do that?
Nazo: [turning confrontational]
You calling me a liar?!
Sonny: [to Nazo]
Hey! Take it easy. Anyways, Monday Night Football's tonight, the Jets are playing. We're gonna go to the Blarney Stone. You wannna come with us?
Nazo:
I have more deliveries on the bicycle.
Sonny: [Nazo finds a piece of his turkey sandwich stuck to his lip and eats it; laughs]
Well, maybe you could finish that piece of turkey on your lip. There ya go.
Sonny:
Yeah! Let's crank up the Styx!
Mr. Hurley:
No music during the game.
Sonny:
It’s halftime. Relax, Mr. Hurley.
Mr. Hurley:
God damn Jets.
Waitress: [walks by and notices Julian]
What are you doing in here, cutie?
Julian:
Watching football.
Waitress:
Who do you want to win?
Julian:
The god damn Jets.
Waitress: [laughs]
Have fun.
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