Memorable Quotes from Jacob Smith
2 quotesA Familiar Trick Revealed in Conversation
Hansel
My rock collection, remember?
Wood Faerie
That's the oldest trick in the book!
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Debate on Reality of Living Toys
Phil Fimple
Is this entire household insane?! He says that toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next, the ] drops by with a ]
[pointing at Archer; [w:Fairy with Turquoise Hair|Blue Fairy; [w:Talking Cricket|talking cricket?!]
Christy Fimple
Dad, he's telling the truth!
Phil Fimple
He's brainwashed you, hasn't he? Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.
Slamfist
You can't change programming.
[listening in from a shelf]
Marion Fimple
Look! Another one...
[still intoxicated]
Alan Abernathy
See? I told you they were hiding. It's what they do.
Phil Fimple
That's it. Come on, Christy. Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.
Stuart Abernathy
Hey, don't be a stranger, Phil.
Irwin Wayfair
Hi. Uh, yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems, Consumer Satisfaction. Is there an Alan Abernathy here?
Timmy Fimple
That's Alan, right there.
[points at Alan]
Larry Benson
How you doing? We understand you acquired some of our fine products.
Irwin Wayfair
There's a chance they might be... defective.
Larry Benson
But there's no reason to think they could do any harm.
Stuart Abernathy
Oh, there's reasons!
Alan Abernathy
There is a problem with the Commandos.
Larry Benson
Really? What kind of problem? Bear in mind, you will be called into court to support your claim.
Stuart Abernathy
YOUR TOYS NEARLY KILLED MY SON!
Irene Abernathy
Stuart--
Stuart Abernathy
Don't say "calm down"! Calm was killing me. And you! You owe my son an apology!
[to Phil]
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