Hansel & Gretel - A Familiar Trick Revealed in Conversation
Hansel:
My rock collection, remember?
Wood Faerie:
That's the oldest trick in the book!
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Small Soldiers - Debate on Reality of Living Toys
Phil Fimple: [pointing at Archer; [w:Fairy with Turquoise Hair|Blue Fairy; [w:Talking Cricket|talking cricket?!]
Is this entire household insane?! He says that toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next, the ] drops by with a ]
Christy Fimple:
Dad, he's telling the truth!
Phil Fimple:
He's brainwashed you, hasn't he? Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.
Slamfist: [listening in from a shelf]
You can't change programming.
Marion Fimple: [still intoxicated]
Look! Another one...
Alan Abernathy:
See? I told you they were hiding. It's what they do.
Phil Fimple:
That's it. Come on, Christy. Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.
Stuart Abernathy:
Hey, don't be a stranger, Phil.
Irwin Wayfair:
Hi. Uh, yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems, Consumer Satisfaction. Is there an Alan Abernathy here?
Timmy Fimple: [points at Alan]
That's Alan, right there.
Larry Benson:
How you doing? We understand you acquired some of our fine products.
Irwin Wayfair:
There's a chance they might be... defective.
Larry Benson:
But there's no reason to think they could do any harm.
Stuart Abernathy:
Oh, there's reasons!
Alan Abernathy:
There is a problem with the Commandos.
Larry Benson:
Really? What kind of problem? Bear in mind, you will be called into court to support your claim.
Stuart Abernathy:
YOUR TOYS NEARLY KILLED MY SON!
Irene Abernathy:
Stuart--
Stuart Abernathy: [to Phil]
Don't say "calm down"! Calm was killing me. And you! You owe my son an apology!
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