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The Hills Have Eyes II - Clip No. 1
Jacob Vargas

Jacob Vargas Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Jacob Vargas

9 quotes
The Balance of Good and Evil
Ramirez (last lines of the film) After my mother would finish her story, she would always comfort us. "Don't worry," she'd say. "If the Devil is real, then God must be real, too.
The Lies We Tell Ourselves
Ramirez You're never going to get these people to see themselves as they really are, cause it's the lies that we tell ourselves, they introduce us to him.
Chaos Follows When He's Around
Ramirez When he's near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt.
Anticipation of Race Day Preparation
Jensen Ames So where's the ammo?
Gunner We get that on race day.
Jensen Ames Pity.
Coach Yeah, everyone thinks that, the first time.
Jensen Ames Thinks what?
Coach About turning the guns on the guards. About escaping.
Jensen Ames No, I wasn't thinking that.
Coach Well I'm glad, because Hennessey's got electric kill switches on all the guns on all the cars. And all the guard towers are fortified, and their guns are bigger than your guns. Oh, did I mention the helicopters and also the fact that we're on an island here a mile from the nearest shoreline? The only way in or out of here is on that one skinny bridge you came in on.
Childhood Tales of a Hidden Punisher
Ramirez (first lines of the film) When I was a child, my mother would tell me a story about how ] roams the Earth. Sometimes, she said, he would take human form so he could punish the damned on Earth before claiming their souls. The ones he chose would be gathered together and tortured as he hid amongst them, pretending to be one of them. I always believed my mother was telling me an old wives tale.
[[the Devil]
The Rise and Fall of a Racing Star
Lists Travis Colt. Our local superstar. He used to race for Nascar.
Gunner Yeah, he was good, too.
Lists Until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of freaks. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala. Sent a dozen people to the hospital and killed three of them.
Coach Technically, he's the best driver in here, but a mean son of a bitch quitter.
A Mother's Tale of Tragedy and Darkness
Ramirez My mother's story would always begin the same way, with a suicide paving the way for the Devil's arrival. And it would always end with the deaths of all those trapped.
Navigating Challenges in a High-Stakes Race
Coach Tomorrow morning, you'll meet your navigator, Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.
Jensen Ames I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.
Gunner Yeah, I'd like a big bad girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get busted from the women's facility upstate.
Coach It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...
Gunner Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, cause he's gay.
Lists Well... actually, it's because he goes through them so fast, and... audience gets squeamish.
Gunner Yeah he goes through them... through their skin.
Coach He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.
Morbid Humor in a Dark Situation
Mickey Maybe I should thank Napoleon. If we're all officially dead like Sarge said I won't be tried for war crimes. The killing of innocent mannequins is serious shit.
Crank Where I come from, it's never good to be dead.
Mickey Aw, Crank. You're takin all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank Shove the afterlife up your ass.
Stump That's cold, man.
Stump Clyde, huh? Made the same mistake when I was a kid. So is Clyde still your dude?
[shows his other tattoo.; turns to Missy.]
Missy Uh, yeah Stump. "Clyde"s still my dude...!
Mickey Stump, that's her son. He's like, four years old.
Stump That is so fucked up.
Missy One good thing about being dead, Wouldn't have to listen to all your bullshit!
Delmar That's all there is out here. Just a bunch of bullshit.
Napoleon This bullshit's got a crazy past. You guys know they used to use this as a test ground for A-bombs?
Crank You guys know this used to be a test ground for A-bombs?" Who the fuck asked you, peace-ass shit boy?
Napoleon Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot I was dealing with Rambo resurrected.
Crank You Rambo resurrect my balls, bitch!
Crank You with the pinche puta!
Napoleon O por es que provir riota?
Stump Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Amber Come on, Crank!
Crank What?! You wanna die young huh cabrón?!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Amber You guys, stop!
Crank I'm getting ready kill you right now!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Stump Whoa, whoa, whoa! Crank!
Delmar I killed somebody once. It was easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
Crank I don't fucking like that guy!
Delmar Well, I don't like being out here having to put up with you!, but I deal with it! So deal with it!
Napoleon Thanks.
Delmar Don't mind Crank. He's just a cranky motherfucker.