Memorable Quotes from Jacob Vargas
9 quotesThe Balance of Good and Evil
Ramirez
(last lines of the film) After my mother would finish her story, she would always comfort us. "Don't worry," she'd say. "If the Devil is real, then God must be real, too.
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The Lies We Tell Ourselves
Ramirez
You're never going to get these people to see themselves as they really are, cause it's the lies that we tell ourselves, they introduce us to him.
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Chaos Follows When He's Around
Ramirez
When he's near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt.
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Anticipation of Race Day Preparation
Jensen Ames
So where's the ammo?
Gunner
We get that on race day.
Jensen Ames
Pity.
Coach
Yeah, everyone thinks that, the first time.
Jensen Ames
Thinks what?
Coach
About turning the guns on the guards. About escaping.
Jensen Ames
No, I wasn't thinking that.
Coach
Well I'm glad, because Hennessey's got electric kill switches on all the guns on all the cars. And all the guard towers are fortified, and their guns are bigger than your guns. Oh, did I mention the helicopters and also the fact that we're on an island here a mile from the nearest shoreline? The only way in or out of here is on that one skinny bridge you came in on.
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Childhood Tales of a Hidden Punisher
Ramirez
(first lines of the film) When I was a child, my mother would tell me a story about how ] roams the Earth. Sometimes, she said, he would take human form so he could punish the damned on Earth before claiming their souls. The ones he chose would be gathered together and tortured as he hid amongst them, pretending to be one of them. I always believed my mother was telling me an old wives tale.
[[the Devil]
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The Rise and Fall of a Racing Star
Lists
Travis Colt. Our local superstar. He used to race for Nascar.
Gunner
Yeah, he was good, too.
Lists
Until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of freaks. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala. Sent a dozen people to the hospital and killed three of them.
Coach
Technically, he's the best driver in here, but a mean son of a bitch quitter.
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A Mother's Tale of Tragedy and Darkness
Ramirez
My mother's story would always begin the same way, with a suicide paving the way for the Devil's arrival. And it would always end with the deaths of all those trapped.
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Navigating Challenges in a High-Stakes Race
Coach
Tomorrow morning, you'll meet your navigator, Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.
Jensen Ames
I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.
Gunner
Yeah, I'd like a big bad girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get busted from the women's facility upstate.
Coach
It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...
Gunner
Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, cause he's gay.
Lists
Well... actually, it's because he goes through them so fast, and... audience gets squeamish.
Gunner
Yeah he goes through them... through their skin.
Coach
He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.
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Morbid Humor in a Dark Situation
Mickey
Maybe I should thank Napoleon. If we're all officially dead like Sarge said I won't be tried for war crimes. The killing of innocent mannequins is serious shit.
Crank
Where I come from, it's never good to be dead.
Mickey
Aw, Crank. You're takin all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank
Shove the afterlife up your ass.
Stump
That's cold, man.
Stump
Clyde, huh? Made the same mistake when I was a kid. So is Clyde still your dude?
[shows his other tattoo.; turns to Missy.]
Missy
Uh, yeah Stump. "Clyde"s still my dude...!
Mickey
Stump, that's her son. He's like, four years old.
Stump
That is so fucked up.
Missy
One good thing about being dead, Wouldn't have to listen to all your bullshit!
Delmar
That's all there is out here. Just a bunch of bullshit.
Napoleon
This bullshit's got a crazy past. You guys know they used to use this as a test ground for A-bombs?
Crank
You guys know this used to be a test ground for A-bombs?" Who the fuck asked you, peace-ass shit boy?
Napoleon
Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot I was dealing with Rambo resurrected.
Crank
You Rambo resurrect my balls, bitch!
Crank
You with the pinche puta!
Napoleon
O por es que provir riota?
Stump
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Amber
Come on, Crank!
Crank
What?! You wanna die young huh cabrón?!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Amber
You guys, stop!
Crank
I'm getting ready kill you right now!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Stump
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Crank!
Delmar
I killed somebody once. It was easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
Crank
I don't fucking like that guy!
Delmar
Well, I don't like being out here having to put up with you!, but I deal with it! So deal with it!
Napoleon
Thanks.
Delmar
Don't mind Crank. He's just a cranky motherfucker.
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